Archive for October, 2008
One small tug for mankind……
I feel it’s time that I step up and take credit for introducing one of the oldest jokes in America to a new audience in a country that was a part of the former Soviet Union, Ukraine.
On my last trip Ukraine, visiting with the family and friends of my wife, I had the opportunity to pull the oldest gag I know of, the famous “Pull My Finger” routine, probably passed (so to speak) from uncles to nephews since the caveman days.
I’m sure that my buildup of gas on that day, was due to the food I’d been eating for a few days, borscht being the prime suspect. So, feeling the, uh… pressing need to step outside and relieve myself of said gas, I motioned for my 14 year old nephew-in-law to step out on the balcony with me for a minute.
He wasn’t clear on what this was about, and because of a language barrier I couldn’t explain it, so we just walked out the door. He wasn’t sure if what I was motioning to him about meant for him, but he took the chance and translating my sign language, pulled on my finger.
Wham…Blam…Thank you Sam-O-Var!!! No “silent but deadly” fart there, it was more like the old fashioned mid-West American “barn burner” variety.
Sasha was doubled over in laughter. After a few minutes his eyes stopped watering (from the joke, not the fart), and we were able to go back inside to have lunch, which of course included borscht. After about 20 minutes, I saw him motion to his father to step out on the balcony, and the “rite of passage” took on a new meaning there, in a small town a few hundred kilometers East of Kiev.
And that’s the way it was, meanwhile, back in the USA……
Dear Dear Wonkette, R.I.P.
There was a time when the best part of my (Non-working) day was going through the various posts on a politically oriented web site known as “Wonkette“, it was truly a great site with snarky humor of the blow milk out your nose style.
Sadly, over the past few months it has changed into a money making enterprise that is limited in what sort of comments it will allow to be published, I have to think this is based on a desire to not piss off their big money advertisers. I’m not against someone making money, I can understand that motivation, even though I have no sponsors to worry about losing. I still scan through their comments, and I’ll even post sometimes using different email addresses to get past the filter that otherwise will keep me off.
It’s just so sad, knowing what it used to be like before the Managing Editor, Ken Layne, started his Jihad, banning and outright deleting comments, even going so far as to brag about it in a column titled BINGE & PURGE a few days ago.
So, yeah, R.I.P. Wonkette
I miss all the “tehs”, “gayz”, and the other often used inside sort of jokes, but not enough to stalk it very much on a regular basis anymore.
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Hey, It’s Funny Photos Time!!!
Tina Fey revealed to be a Vulcan? Does she get to say “Live Long and Perspire, it’s Saturday Night Live” when she’s (pardon the expression) doing Sarah Palin?
Isn’t McCain doing a perfect imitation of “Calvin” from Calvin and Hobbes?
Quick Barack, jump into the transmografier!
Dick Cheney below, shown in his Halloween costume from last year. The news is that this will be his way of blending in next year when he and “W” run off to live in extradition proof Abu Dhabi.
Speaking of Halloween, remember to drink in moderation, or this could happen to you:
Do you think the lines extending from the butt shown in the drawing below are to show which direction you should move your ass, or do they represent the physical results you may have from shots fired just over your head?
Never one to give up on her lost cause, Laura teaches and preaches to the choir.
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Palin’s New Limo?
Have you heard the rumor about a new White House Limo that’s in the works for the wack job hockey mom, the one that might someday be only a shaking with rapture finger away from the “Call Me Home Jesus” button?
Below is a sneak preview of the inside details of the 2009 Zamboni that is soon to be delivered to the White House to serve as a new presidential limo, to be put in service in January of 2009 if John “Geezer” McCain should win. Please note the Secret Service has assigned the code name “Dumb Puck” to this event, quite appropriate eh?
Since the shock of actually winning the election could likely push McGeezer straight into flat line status, thereby installing the Snowbillie into the Oval Office, the government is covering their bases even now.
Above, First Dude Todd Palin is seen testing out a beta version of the new Executive Limo.
Above, here’s a look at a few of the Secret Service Caravan’s follow car models which are stored in the White House gargage……
Below, a sneak peak at the Zamboni “Sky-Liner” model, with the Escape Pod” option shown.
Todd Palin was reported to have said “Jesus H. Christ, that corners way better than my sled can” Todd went on to say “Hey, don’t be a tellin’ Sarah I said that because she really loves her them doggies that eh, she likes to pull her sled, if you get my (snow) drift, and don’t confuse that with her pullin some dog train”.
The book that has replaced “My Pet Goat”, to be read in case of an attack on America following an attack by McCain’s heart.
Shhhhhh! Top Secret, eyes only!
If you’re making a search of the the ‘net based on the keyword “Zamboni”, because of results of the NSA Eschalon technology search engine that’s now used by the government, the Secret Service may now be reading this posting on your computer right along with you, without your knowledge or permission…..
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She Got Pucked?
A small part of the debate you might have misssed:
Gwen Ifill: Governor Palin, please tell us the total of three plus one.
Sarah Palin: Gee wizz Gwen, I’m happy to do this. Ya know, as a hockey mom, I know lots about keeping score on the rink, and when a player has three points it’s called a “Hat Trick”, and if one other player, God bless his soul, gets one more point, then that team is doing pretty darn good for a bunch of regular NASCAR loving small town boys in Alaska, don’tcha know….
Gwen Ifill: Governor Palin, that total please……
Sarah Palin: Golly Gwen, you’re as pushy as those insider Democrats, can’t you give a mother of 4 or 5 kids a moment to catch her breath? Golly goodness, I just want to understand your question and not make a gotcha kinda mistake, like I did when I thought my daughter said she was pucked at the rink earlier this year, if you get my meaning there Gwen….
Gwen Ifill: Senator Biden, please tell us, what is the square root of 573 to the third power?
Joe Biden: Sure Gwen, it’s exactly…………
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