Archive for March, 2016
To Broadly Go?
I just saw a photo of Hillary speaking today at Stanford University. She was wearing what looks like a crappy yellow piece of wardrobe from a no budget knock-off version of a Star Trek film. Sadly for me and Berniacs everywhere, her tunic from the dyspeptic future was not red in color. Not that I’m suggesting anything ;< ) since that would be a possible violation of the law and I’ll leave that to Bill and Hill, the masters of shaping the legal system into the shape of an enema.
However, here’s a photo of a coffee cup that Hillary may have taken by “accident” after she was the keynote speaker at the graduation ceremony at the University of North Texas, she feels that she earned it since they only paid her $200,000.00 for her 12 minute lecture on how to pay off student loans quickly by borrowing the cash from your parents, just like everyone else does.
According To The Good Book?
What biblical character would you suppose that Hillary Clinton could really identify with? Even though she’s an absolute certified Shiksa, I’m going with the Jew we know as Moses.
Hillary got so damn close to the promised land (otherwise known as the Oval Office) that she could probably smell it, but it’s slowly pulling out of her reach and moving on down the road without her in it.
Maybe it’s just as well, that desk she could see herself sitting at once likely had Monica Lewinsky crouched down under it, and you could be sure that would have to be a serious bug in the deal for her.
Bill, Hillary’s Official Anchor?
In the pile of just plain wrong ideas floating around the internet, the waste of time for Bernie’s followers to post deservedly earned but unnecessary crap about Trump has to be near the top.
I’m thinking that this is an idea put out by Hillbots to get energy diverted from anti hillary efforts and put against a guy that basically is 100% the republican’s problem until the primary elections are over and we move to the real deal, the general election.
On a positive note, when the story finally breaks about Bill Clinton using whatever hours he isn’t using to block voting precincts flying off and making use of his buddy billionaire Jeffery Epstein’s halfway house island for underage girls all of the above will prove moot.

Oh Beeeel, it’s Yuuuuuge!
iVote, Make Mine A Mac!
The comparison to the computer world is clear,
Consider Bernie to be the original and creative one, the Mac
And $hillery is that major fail stumbling along copy, the PC
And of course there’s always Trump’s input
That being said,
When you have to get stuff done, there’s only one choice….
iBerne
Super Tuesday, Again!
Yup, today’s yet another big one on the speed bump strewn path to the white house.
Somehow, I need to get the word to Bernie on how he can get one more very significant vote in the election. Bernie needs to let hilLIARy find out that he, Bernie, has voted for himself, Bernie, and with past being prologue as she’s done endless times, hilLIARy will change her vote to copy his.
Simple, huh?
On to another point, it’s still amazing to me how many people who owe a HUGE debt to the Donald don’t realize that he’s the one who is primarily responsible for the electoral cock-blocking of Ted (whatever his real name is) Cruz out of the running. You should understand that the Canadian born a-hole with Cuban ancestry is actually the one (since Rubio has spun off into nowheresville) real danger to America.
As much as I don’t care for trump, I know that he’s nowhere as dangerous to the future safety of Americans as hilLIARy is, there’s no way that he will gamble with potentially losing all of his $ billions $ and jump us into a war, whereas hilLIARy is a documented pathological psychotic who automatically lies even when she doesn’t need to and wants to demonstrate exactly who has possession of the balls in the Clinton family.
Time will tell if Americans actually read the news or just exist, as I used to say when I was a photographer, “Let’s see what develops“…….
Dear Berners, Berniacs, Bernmeisters, etc..
I’ve mostly been using this space to pass along jokes and funny images that I’ve found on the web, i.e.
Trump with his first lady, or perhaps not exactly his first lady?
However, after a few months of delays brought about by my need to work (someone has to pay these bills) and getting involved politically with the 2016 election process I’m back and now I’ll use it to bring you very good news, I’ve found an actual political writer without the usual bullshit attitude who is worth reading.
It seems that he’s been hiding his wares under a Lexan basket by working in a web site where no one would think to look for excellence, one that’s know as “Salon.com“. Yes, I know, for the most part that site’s not much more than an internet version of “The National Enquirer” replete with blinking ads that you’re drawn to by click bait lures such as “a simple trick to lose weight and cure most forms of cancer with household leftovers“, “how to rid yourself of crabs using only lighter fluid and an icepick“, “why you must locate your high school sweetheart and get a restraining order“, etc, etc….
You get the idea, I hope.
The name of this guy I’m speaking of is Bill Curry, and he’s well worth wading through all of the above crap. Just spend a few minutes looking through his previous columns from the past several months, ones where he very exactly described in clear detail months in advance how the election process is going to play out, and more to the point, precisely how Bernie Sanders was going to pull off the political coup of the century, including calling the Michigan Miracle before anyone else.
Here’s a good one to start with:
It’s true that the fact that he clearly detests Hillary Clinton almost as much as I do is what initially caught my attention, but there’s so much more, and his perspective on each and every one of the candidates is perfect. Read this one from almost 9 months ago about Bernie and Hillary, as I said he really calls them…
This is just the first draft, I’ll be updating this and adding photos and such, please feel free to share this link for it and the subsequent versions as you see fit, and if it pisses you off as it is likely to, also feel free to not come back. It’s probably better for me to say that now before I really get on a rant and you get too irate to find the little delete link.
That being said, I believe that it’s time to grab your ankles and get ready for a bumpy ride on Bernie’s speed bump strewn path to the white house.
B.O.H.I.C.A. and all that.