Holy Shit?

The Pope made an unplanned rest room stop while touring Milan, Italy. The news media quickly camped outside of his portapotty with their cameras at the ready as the world waited and wondered if the cloud color coming from the vent pipe would be brown or yellow to announce the reason for the stop…

We’ve an “S” load of lobbyist lies…

In Los Angeles we have yet another in a series of attempts by speculators, lobbyists,  builders and banksters to jam another pile of lies up our collective asses by paying off the right politicians and corporations to reduce or remove restrictions on building. It’s become obvious that our mayor Eric Garcetti will never have a worry about cold weather making his hands uncomfortable as they are stuck deeply in so many pockets, and the same could be said about his head but the receptacle has changed from a pocket to an orifice located in the same area of the body. 

But Was He Out Of The Woods?

The Pope had to make an unplanned rest room stop while touring Milan, Italy in the Popemobile. The news media was camped outside of his portapotty with their cameras at the ready while the world waited and wondered if the announcement cloud color from the vent would be brown or yellow and thereby signify the results of the stop?

A real Schwinnger!

Every live has value at some point, for instance when Paul Ryan dies they could just bury him face down and make a nice bicycle parking rack.