Picking The Best Tool For The Job

Those huge mega funders of the floundering Romney / Ryan campaign will soon have to decide when enough is enough and acknowledge that they’ve reached that undebatable time to pull the plug and dump this steaming load so they can move on and find their next simple minded malleable moron mope. For an example, think about the brilliance that was displayed by Ronald Reagan, Dan Quayle, “W”, and of course those unforgettable no matter how hard you try buffoons, the circus that was the McCain & Palin twofer.

There’s Always A Proper Tool For The Job

After being smashed by the coming election landslide, and after Mitt’s Magic Underwear magically change to Magic Depends and they throw him under the bus, they will need to find a “new” someone who will be perfect for their next ideal candidate, someone that they can mold into an even more efficient kind of money funnel that will enable them to extract every possible dollar out of what’s left the American Economy.

Lyin’ Ryan Has A Sad!

I could almost find a little pity for Poor Pitiful Paul Lyin’ Ryan, eh… almost. It was, after all, that lame chimp’s own choice to go running down the dock, sprint up the ramp, and then jump on board the Titanic, A.K.A. the Romney campaign, all this as it was starting to set sail on a…. let’s call it a three hour tour, you know, a three hour tour.

The Offshored, Downsized & Outsourced 2012 SS Minnow

The main reason that you’re never going to see much pity from me for Ryan is because he’s a scumbag weasel (censorship forces the use of a weaker alternative descriptive here), a guy that helped put the Koch back in sucker and will have earned whatever he gets, and if the world is even a little fair, he’ll get a bonus kick in the ass to top it off on his way out the door.

Once the Koch Brothers and their ilk proceed with the inevitable and flush Romney down the tube, I wonder how long it will take before they come around to the idea that it’s past time for them to match up Paul Ryan with his Kosher clone  (A.K.A. Eric Cantor who eventually will be seduced and abandoned), and set those boys in motion to gear up for the 2016 campaign cycle?

What a ticket! The combination of a somewhat dim hard core even though obviously buyable Tea Party Catholic, to run with an unrepentant and uber-bitter self hating beyond Tea Party clever Jew. This will defy any of the easy type of categorization that the media loves to do, in the end it’s Dumb and Dumber writ large.

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Romney’s Only Chance To Win

Here’s a short version of how Romney could be even a bit electable,  it’s self censored and goes like this:

“Keep Mitt sequestered / isolated so he doesn’t “F” himself with his own “D”. 

O.K. , let’s move on to the long form that reveals a method for the above…..

There’s really no polite way to say this, but after blowing his slim alleged (by FOX) lead with oh so many incredibly stupid statements and lame actions in the past month or so, Mitt Romney only has one last remaining chance (o.k., maybe 2, read the postscript added to the bottom of this post) available to him to still win the upcoming presidential election in November. It involves following a few simple steps, I know what they are and I’m willing to share them with him (and you), so here goes. 

1. The first step will require Mitt to have no contact with YouTube, Stumbleupon, Twitter, Flickr, Reddit, Digg, LinkedIn, Facebook updates, or any other so called social media presented to him (and that includes those few dozen people still using MySpace), nor will any other process whatsoever yet to be invented be allowed in or out of the area where it could be seen by him. Remember this: In politics as in life, it’s now how many stupid things you do, it’s how many people are aware of you doing it.

Keep that bubble empty Mitt

2. No Snail Mail or phone calls to or from Mitt, at all, ever! Remember, this is the kind of guy that pranking was invented for.

I got a letter for you Mitt, it’s an “F”

3. There can be no personal visits from either of those Koch Suckers (o.k., Brothers), Sheldon “The Pride Of Seizure World” Adelson or any of their ilk (a.k.a. investors who wait quietly for their big R.O.I.). This also will include Mitt’s campaign staffers or anyone else, even (and some may say “especially”) family members, as this is likely to violate the established federal limit on “Allowable Stupid Per Square Foot”.

Does “No Birth Control” mean they only had sex 5 times?

4. And finally, at this very crucial campaign moment Mitt must quickly enter and then stay inside of this “Fortress Of Solitude”, at least until the election’s over. Hey, now we can find out if he’s really serious about wanting to be elected president this time, and if he’s going to be able to ignore those pesky 47%, which as he says is made up of welfare cheats, writing off votes that he will never win over anyway, anytime, anyhow.

Ignorance has its place, A.K.A. Mitt’s Fortress Of Solitude

There is an observation for you take into consideration, a little research will show you that Mitt Romney’s father, the late Michigan governor George Romney, was born in Mexico and raised as an immigrant in a household in the U.S. This household was one that managed to survive mainly because they received what was then called “Relief“. And by the way, we now call relief money “Welfare“, so that means that Mitt’s a son of a 47 percenter, instead of being “that son of a …..” that many refer to him as.

And by the way, it’s worth knowing that a similar history is shared by the steaming short pile known as Paul Ryan who has been unstoppable in his desire to end what he considers to be the ultimate enemy of the people, Social Security. Strangely enough, in Paul’s youth he himself received survivor benefits after his father died. Imagine that, he took the money that paid for his education from that same Social Security agency that he now wants to dismantle. It’s sort of the old “It’s o.k., I’m in the boat, go ahead and pull up the ladder” methodology that his campaign partner has used all of his life. And that’s Mitt Romney I’m talking about, a guy who was born on third base and then has spent the rest of his life extolling to anyone that will listen how through extreme diligence he was able to stretch a double into a triple.

That postscript note I mentioned at the top of this post:

Many people are happy thinking about what  the likely results from the coming election will be, but that’s only until they realize that it isn’t who gets the votes that counts, it’s who controls the machines that count the votes that counts, therefore, Romney may yet have the last laugh, i.e. “Machines are people too, my friends”. O.k., make that the “Last Cackle”, since his version of a smile fits the description of what most people call a grimace……

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Voting For Romney Organically?

If for whatever reason, racist or otherwise, you can’t bring yourself to vote for Obama, I can show you a way to get past the stench of the Republican ticket, and be able to make your scrawled “X” for the Romney / Ryan Fiasco. At the same time, this will enable you make a visual statement on what you really think about them. Shown below is a method that requires no purchase of a device to plug your nose, follow the simple directions as they are shown in the photo:

Given the number of non-47 percenter people who still for some reason call themselves Republican or Undecided voters, we have to assume that a certain percentage of them will get this wrong but yet still find themselves without a free hand to vote with.

There’s no actual upside for those who find that they are barely able to vote for someone they can hardly stomach, have no faith in, and don’t even want to talk to, but it’s the only option they have if they want to to stop the re-election of that, well, you know, that darker one. They can’t tell you what R.Money’s plans to “fix” America are, since  he hasn’t stated any, all he has done is produce an endless flow of ad hominem rants about how that socialist Kenyan needs to give us back “our” country. In this case, “us” being the not in the 47 percent group he says don’t pay taxes. Perhaps one day we can see his tax papers and find out if he’s actually been one of “us” after all.

N.B., The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of my own) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but as always, success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan so blame will not be attributed. 

Feel free to ignore any ads that are shown below this advisory, I don’t get to choose them and even more sadly, I don’t make a penny off any of them, so in the holy name of capitalism I rebuke and don’t endorse or support any of them, unless of course they’re made of funny stuff…..  

P.S., check back for occasional updates and rewrites….

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Pure Silence Can Be Deafening……

There is now something that’s lower on the dB scale than the previous record holder, a sparrow fart at 50 feet.

Owl imitating a farting sparrow for a youtube video

The new low in a recorded sound level comes from the Republican party shortly after they had their asses handed to them on a silver platter, as would be appropriate for a party with a presidential candidate who by all indications was born with a silver spoon planted firmly in his ass. 

Found On: connorsarmy.blogspot.com

With a sound level lower than that of winter time crickets, it’s so quiet in the Rmoney camp that by comparison it’s easy to hear a sparrow peep (or fart).  

To know what “real” silence is, try asking Mitt Romney about his financial history. I suspect that the reason he will not show his tax returns from before 2010 is because it would prove that he had received insider information, and by cashing all of his holdings in at the last moment, he actually made a financial killing at the same time everyone else in the country took a beating on their investments and savings.

The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of mine) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but because success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan, blame will not be so attributed. 

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Only A Few Hours Ago……

While I was watching the televised Democratic Convention in Charlotte, N.C., I saw the person who, if no one can convince Michelle Obama to run, will be elected president of the United States of America in 2016. Of course, like everything else in my blog, this is just my opinion. Find yourself a nice and comfortable place to wait, and after his nomination you can feel free to congratulate me on my incredible foresight.

“President Castro“?  OMG, Mitch McConnell’s head will F’n explode!

At this time he’s the mayor of San Antonio, Texas and his name is Julian Castro, and he will, even without the growing Hispanic voter element, stomp the living crap out of anyone who will be stupid enough to run against him. 

Introducing Ben “Cannon Fodder” Quayle

And just to clarify, if the past is indeed prologue there will never be a shortage of opponents in the cesspool that the Republican party has become who are willing to try, or ignorant enough to be convinced they will have a chance if they run. 

The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of mine) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but because success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan, blame will not be so attributed. 

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In The Poorhouse With Great Memories

Of the 330 plus postings I’ve done so far on this blog, below are the two most popular photos as indicated by number of clicks that show up daily on my WordPress stats page, and one that’s new. Either one of the top two could be easily categorized as being “High Maintenance”, and either of those could slam me straight into the poorhouse in a heartbeat, but what a great final heartbeat. And bringing up the rear, as he was born to do, is the always smiling (some may say it’s a grimace) Paul Ryan who was born on third base yet thinks he’s entitled to believe that he hit a triple, ignoring the Social Security benefits he and his family received but he would deny to others. Sadly, like Moses (or perhaps any of his other guides), he’ll never actually get to see the promised land unless he waits in line for the White House tour.

1. Olivia Wilde…..

Can you spot at least two clues that it was a chilly photo day?

Or

2. A Mercedes Benz Gull Wing Coupe.

The Armpits Open pose indicates that it may have been hot that day.

Or

Paul Ryan Rates Your Pre-Prostate-Surgery Trans-Anal Probe

Paul Ryan in an early “Eddie Munster” makeup test photo

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions……..

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At First Glance….

Is it just me, or does anyone else see a problem in this ad?

While they’re on sale, Get two or three of ’em!

If you’re a copy proof reader who is looking for work it might be worth your time to send your resume off to Target ASAP, because it’s looking like there may soon be a career opening available.

The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of mine) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but because success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan, blame will not be so attributed. 

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The Silent Dog Whistle, v1.0 and v2.0, Explained

You Know How To Whistle, Don’t You?

Above is Version 1.0 of the Dog Whistle

“This Job Requires A Real American, My Friends!”

Above is Version 2.0 of the Dog Whistle

Ladies, when we want to know your opinion, we’ll tell you what it should be!

Can you read between those lines? Do you find the built in humor in that v1.0 is somehow the one that’s referred to as the “Wonder Fluff” one?

N.B., The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of my own) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but as everyone knows, success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan.

Feel free to ignore any ads that are shown below this advisory, I don’t get to choose them and even more sadly, I don’t make a penny off any of them, so in the holy name of capitalism I rebuke and don’t endorse or support any of them, unless of course they’re made of funny stuff…..  

P.S., check back for occasional updates and rewrites….

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