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Parts Is Parts, Or So They Say…

I have an idea that could out Apple Apples’ Biometric new program for their latest iPhone, it’s an image recognition program that’s like their facial I.D. it’s an application that’s more personal and harder for a hacker to work around, I call it:

“Dick / Clit recognition”

The main problem I have so far is that (as a guy) there could be log in I.D. difficulties on really cold days, or when I’m having some happy and explicit memories of really good days. This also could affect females who use my application but I’m not sure what the parameters are, perhaps some one could enlighten me?

Does this sound like something that I should pursue, or am I just jerking myself off here?


September 13, 2017 at 9:54 pm 2 comments

Old Fashioned R & R

Hear about the new addition to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame?



No, Yes!

April 8, 2017 at 2:07 am 1 comment

Holy Shit?

The Pope made an unplanned rest room stop while touring Milan, Italy. The news media quickly camped outside of his portapotty with their cameras at the ready as the world waited and wondered if the cloud color coming from the vent pipe would be brown or yellow to announce the reason for the stop…

March 27, 2017 at 2:58 pm 1 comment

We’ve an “S” load of lobbyist lies…

In Los Angeles we have yet another in a series of attempts by speculators, lobbyists,  builders and banksters to jam another pile of lies up our collective asses by paying off the right politicians and corporations to reduce or remove restrictions on building. It’s become obvious that our mayor Eric Garcetti will never have a worry about cold weather making his hands uncomfortable as they are stuck deeply in so many pockets, and the same could be said about his head but the receptacle has changed from a pocket to an orifice located in the same area of the body. 

March 27, 2017 at 2:51 pm Leave a comment

But Was He Out Of The Woods?

The Pope had to make an unplanned rest room stop while touring Milan, Italy in the Popemobile. The news media was camped outside of his portapotty with their cameras at the ready while the world waited and wondered if the announcement cloud color from the vent would be brown or yellow and thereby signify the results of the stop?

March 26, 2017 at 4:37 am Leave a comment

A real Schwinnger!

Every live has value at some point, for instance when Paul Ryan dies they could just bury him face down and make a nice bicycle parking rack.

March 4, 2017 at 3:30 am Leave a comment

Why should this team be any different?

If you were Donald Trump’s Jewish son in law and Trump decided to start a new major league team and he wanted you to be the pitcher, what would you do if he named Stephen Bannon to be the team’s coach and Bannon thought you were terrible and said he was going to send you to the showers. I mean, would you check first to see if the soap was made out of wood?

February 12, 2017 at 8:32 am Leave a comment

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