One Flu Over The Puke, Who’s Nest (is this)?

I’ve never been a drink to excess kind of guy, so my experience is limited with regards to (choose one of the following cute terms):

The Technicolor Yawn, Praying to the great god Ralph, Preaching from the porcelain podium, Driving the bus, etc, etc…..

So spending the past few weeks with the flu and by necessity never going further than I had to from the bathroom (often catching short naps sitting on the cool tile floor), has widened my horizons and made me more sympathetic to the ailing of the world. 

It’s difficult to not rave over what a great accomplishment it is to have the ability to breathe through both sides of my nose at the same time, but it’s enough of a big deal to me that I’m somehow, eh, left breathless.

Anyway, I’m back and I expect my sense of humor to join me soon, so stay tuned…..