Baked (in) Alaska?

 

Hmmm, didn’t that racket scientist (You know she’s no “rocket” scientist) from Wasilla have a daughter with a load in her oven, ya know, the one that was going to be gettin’ married?

Who classifies the information about this blessed event? 

And now that he’s no longer just so much election fodder, what ever happened to that high school dropout that was going to be getting jumped/hitched into that train wreck of a family? 

And, is Palin’s son “Track” (or as he’s known at the mental hospital, “Half Track”) still spending time in the war zone, or did he finally get kicked out for dealing meth? Well, anyone with half a brain…….

Compare and Contrast….

Has anyone else noticed that the price of gas as Bush is leaving office is nearing the price it was when he was appointed (some may say anointed) president in 2000?

It seems he will leave office with at least that one factor of American life returned to the way it was when he started, everything else has more or less gone down the toilet. 

Good riddance to him and his nuclear and extended crime family, and may he someday learn to pronounce nuclear.

Like Forrest’s Momma Always Said…..

….. Stupid is as stupid does.

Alaska’s border exit lane sign, too little, too late, too few icons?

Note: the street sign is next to Sarah Palin’s trailer:

O.K., first read this actual quote:

“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door,” Palin said in an interview with Fox News on Monday. “And if there is an open door in ’12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.” Please note “open door in ’12 or four years later”, it’s almost like she can’t do the math.

Get it?

Did you catch the metaphor based humor in that run on sentence?

Do you have a problem with plowing through an open door?

“A Bush with Breasts”, only a tired ticker away from the Oval Office.

We dodged the bullet, but in 2012, Sarah’s going to be pissed,

and ready to plow right  through that “open door”.

                      But hey, just click here to see what else I’m doing in the realm of funny,

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Buh Bye Sarah, Buh Bye!

Buh Bye to all of Y’all in Southern America!!!!!

Sarah, whatever else happens, don’t let the swinging “Lower 48’s” hit you in the ass on your way out.

And please stop by Nebraska on your trip back home ya know, have a look around to see if you maybe forgot that you dumped off Trig there by, ya know what I mean, “accident”, Ya Bitch ya.  Sorry, maybe that should have been “You Betcha”.

From all us “Outsiders“, as you Alaskan welfare cheats like to call the taxpayers in “Real America” that send you your welfare checks each month, be sure to enjoy that bridge to nowhere of yours, while you’re so busy driving on the road to nowhere.

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Sing a simple song….

A Song For Sarah

                                                    Just Vote, or this could be you tomorrow:

 

This (the song link in red above) is some pure brilliance, pass it around….

Hey, that Bullwinkle J. Moose plays some great piano, eh ya betcha!