Here, let me ‘splain it to you…

Having a difficult time telling Democrats from Republicans?

O.K., it will help if you can visualize  the Al Pacino movie “Dog Day Afternoon”.

Here you go: “Well, aren’t you going to kiss me first?”.

That’s it, the Democrats are likely to kiss you first, before they bend you over the sofa, the Republicans will, if you’re lucky,  ask you to grab your ankles, not so lucky and you’re going to be praying for spit.

See, it’s not all that difficult to tell them apart. There is a difference in their procedures, but the end result (no pun intended) still leaves you walking a little bow legged. I imagine that it would be how the guy walking on water in the photo would be sitting side saddle if he were caught and nailed by the bull.

Yep, sure glad I voted in the mid-terms to help elect all those folks that were going to finally do something to stop the war.  Hmm, isn’t it a nicer world now?