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U.S. President Pot, meet Zimbabwe’s Kettle…

I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said “It’s better to be quiet and have people think you a fool, than open your mouth and prove it”.

Or at least something very close to that.

Well, here’s a quote from “Voice Of America”, published on June 28th, 2008.

“U.S. President George Bush is vowing to take new action against Zimbabwe’s government for what he called a “sham election” Friday that ignored the will of the people.”

Was there ever a guy more qualified to recognize a “sham election”? 

As you can see, there’s no need for an official White House proctologist.

This is the official residence of the perfect asshole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A great impersonation of Robert DeNiro, eh?

Now appearing as “The Raging Bull-Shitter”.

Continuing, “In a statement Saturday, Mr. Bush ordered the secretaries of State and Treasury to develop sanctions against what he called Zimbabwe’s illegitimate government and the people who support it.”

I’m sure the people of Iran are breathing a sigh of relief these days as they sense the bulls-eye moving off them, they must be feeling like the Afghanistani’s did when Bush shifted us over to Iraq, while looking to get to that guy, you know, Saddam Hussein.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, wasn’t there some other guy that he was looking for?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah, that’s him!

Well, mission nearly accomplished, nice work Bushie!!!

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June 29, 2008 at 3:41 am 1 comment

Your Bush III reminder for November….

Bookmark this to remind you in November why we can’t have another Bush-term.

As if anyone’s going to need a reminder…………..

June 26, 2008 at 4:28 am Leave a comment

Does She Have A Flat Head Too? *

To really appreciate the title line of this blog, you’d have to know what a “spinner” is.

But I digress, I now know why John McBush always has that stupid grin on his face.

Cindy’s old? Hell, she could pass for 60

His current wife, Cindy, has a ton of money and owns one of the nation’s largest beer wholesalers.

However, he was banging Cindy while still married to his first wife Carol.

Carol was the wife that waited for him to get out of the prison in Viet Nam.

And then to show his gratitude, he divorced her and married Cindy.

…and, this is the grip that John likes best.

Cindy is years younger than McCain, but then again so is most everyone else.

Someone should ask Carol about the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished”.

And, ask John for a definition of “Family Values”.

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June 23, 2008 at 2:33 pm 4 comments

Go B.O., Go Go Go

Hooray Barack! You’ve managed to make John McBush McCain reveal what a whiney inner bitch he is by pulling the dirtiest trick you can play on a republican, using their secret weapon against them. That secret weapon is, of course, MONEY. This explanation is provided for those readers who are either from another country, or are a graduate of the American public school system. Money manipulation has always been the republican’s stock in trade, Herr Karl Rove must be twisting in the wind at this point, simply frothing at those flapping jowls. Or perhaps just picking his nose with his thumb.

Should the press persists in asking why you’re not taking the public money, the answer is the same as the punch line to the old joke about why a dog licks his private parts; Because he can……..

But, the true high point here is that you will cause the republicans to have to cough up a lot of cash to try to keep Bush-III in the running, thereby draining away funds from others of that ilk in lesser offices.

This is a clear ground rule double, a great job Obamie-wan!!!

Obamie-Wan has such a nice, natural ring to it, so my permission is hereby granted to the Obama campaign folks to use it as they see fit, just remember where you got it from after the election when you’re looking for people to place on the warcrimes trial jury for Bush, Cheney, Condi, Rummy, Rove, a host of other lesser weasels, and many of the “Supremes”.

Hmmm, who do you think had more guys close behind him,

Bush or Liberace?

No thanks Karl, I really don’t want to sniff your thumb.

That’s all I’m asking……..

 

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June 23, 2008 at 12:42 am 1 comment

Great work there Bushie….

F.E.M.A. = Forget Any Monetary Assistance.

Bush broke all his previous records for getting to a trouble spot, arriving in Iowa even before the water was finally dried up. The real crap happens tomorrow in the deeper South with the rivers cresting, but George will be long gone.

With hurricane Katrina, it took nearly a month before he flew over.

“Hey, those people look just like ants!”…   “Mr. President, they are ants, we didn’t take off yet…”

Well, o.k., he waited about 40 years before he went to Viet Nam, but you know a guy has to be careful, if he went earlier he might have run into Jane Fonda. You know, I think she could have kicked his ass.

June 20, 2008 at 4:16 am Leave a comment

Jim Morrison and his backup band……

A.K.A. “The Doors”.

For some reason a previous posting I did has received a ton of hits the last few days. It’s the one that dealt with the strange choice of some folks to say that Jim Morrison wasn’t the Doors, but only one of four guys in the band.

I didn’t (and still don’t) buy into that theory, and I said this in the post.

Anyway, he’s still (as far as I know) dead, and so is the group. There have been no new hits from the Doors, not one has surfaced since Jimmy achieved room temperature and started blowing dust farts. 

Did I hit a nerve, or is it just the anniversary of the birth / death of James Douglas Morrison? I suppose I could look it up, but it’s just too tired out and I’m getting late.  ZZzzzzzzzzzzz…

The lizard king is dead, long live the king.

The lizard ces moi, adieu mon frere……

June 18, 2008 at 7:42 am Leave a comment

Bush Library Burns To The Ground…

Both books have been totally ruined!!!!

One wasn’t even fully colored in yet!!!!

But seriously now, can you find any reason to use the words “Bush” and “Library” in the same sentence? Well, here’s one, there will be an official George W. Bush presidential library.

Oops, I did it again.

I used “George W. Bush”, “library”, and the word “presidential” in the same sentence.

But you know, the world really does needs a safe place to keep a copy of “My Pet Goat”.

And also secure storage for the memoir Reuters’ reports Bush is thinking about writing.

Geeez, that’s a big 3 fer; “Bush” and “thinking”  and “writing”, all on the same line.

Hmmmm, how about this:

Bush is said to be thinking about writing an honestly researched, well thought out, grammatically correct and truthful story about his ongoing efforts to achieve world peace, while at the same time keeping the U.S. economy on steady ground, without somehow pissing off other nations around the globe.

Can anyone top that?

I’m waiting……….

June 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm 4 comments

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