A.K.A. Hillary Lady Parts?

Following the slimy slamming shut of facebook on her opponents a few days ago, congratulations are obviously in order to Hillary R. Clinton for helping win the battle that Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, George Carlin and many others fought so hard for. This battle I’m referring to was the inclusion in popular discourse of the non-sexual use of the word “cunt”, this is surely a descriptive that she’s earned.                     A coffee mug she stole from the University of North Texas?

In due time I believe a photo of her face will show up in any Wiki or Google search for that word, and many ‘netizens will change the online spelling of her name (and not just to stop it from trending) to Cunton. If you have problems with this I suggest that you go away now because I’m begining to actively work to find a way to send her and Bill off to some prison where they can reminisce on their vast fortune lost in legal battles while they have occasional visits from her daughter Chelsea Foster Clinton (#arkancide #vincefoster) and their grandchildren.
Make no mistake about this, I’m still doing everything I can to help Bernie make America’s dream come true, but if Cunton makes that impossible my focus will not shift to the useless green party (I’m sure Jill Stein is nice to her cats) but will be only ‪#‎fuckher‬ and if ever given the opportunity I’ll be sure to ask that Trump sends her a kind thank you note for the votes she’s given him.

Good Morning President Trump!

This is a thank you note that’s directed to the Hilbots and related assholes that did unspeakable crap to get that bitter vindictive and vile hag of theirs a win in the New York Primary election, even though it looks like the more egregious and illegal of their actions may get the the whole ballot count thrown out. Now that things have calmed down until the California primaries, you’ll have plenty of time to practice saying the title words at the top of this post.

By now all of you must have come across enough information to know that Trump will put  to sleep her chances to be the first President Clinton with balls in the white house, stand by to find out how ludicrous her whining about those non existent “Bernie Bros” and Bernies “tone” with her are going to seem when the Donald pulls out the big guns.

Yes young ambitious ones, there’s an old saying that goes something like this:

“Be careful of what you wish for”

 

Arkancide?

A missing persons report has been filed by New York’s former 9th District Representative Anthony Weiner for his wife, who is (or was) Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’a aide Huma Abedin.

She was last seen while going through boxes of Clinton financial records, and was wearing a red long sleeve blouse with a logo of some sort on it.

Sightings should be reported to the informational site #arkancide where the results of similar missing person reports can be found in their files.

The Scream Heard Around The World

Prediction # 1

Acting on tips from anonymous sources, government tax organizations in every country around the world have impounded all of the unexplained and unverified funds of their citizens that are being held in “Off Shore” accounts, i.e. the Cayman Islands, Panama, The Seychelles, etc.

Prediction # 2

On hearing this news, that pulsing blood vessel behind Hillary Clinton’s right ear will finally burst providing some lucky news camera operator with a video shot that would be difficult for even the best of the Hollywood masters of CGI special effect shots (vis. the Red Sea parting in “The Ten Commandments”) to accomplish. Sadly, the  location sound recordist had his eardrums ruptured by the volume of Hillary’s screams, some say if you listen carefully you can still hear her last words echoing from the White House visitor parking lot, “It was supposed to be my turn!”.

Like any such event, there are winners and losers

The Winners, as always, the Koch Brothers and their ilk

And then there’s the rest of us…

N.B., The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and / or quotes above (including those of my own) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but as we’ve found, success will have a million parents and failure will be an orphan.

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P.S., check back for occasional updates and rewrites….

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