Romney’s final campaign poster

Mitt Romney’s perfect last campaign poster!

You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, just watch Mitt and (see photo below) you’ll find out. Hey, I just heard that they outsourced the weatherman’s job anyway, do you suppose it went to China or India?

No Matter Where You Go, There I Am

As Mitt says, “No matter which way you’re facing, you can always be sure that I’m standing right behind you”.

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Ahem……

There’s been mention that Obama has updated 1974’s “Rumble in the Jungle” maneuver, the one that was often called “Rope-A-Dope”, and he’s mastered the technique.

Interesting, but hmmm, where did I read about that before?

Oh yes, it was here

Now It’s Called

Stomping Mitt’s Baton In Boca Raton 

Data needed before 8 p.m. on November 6th

Apologies in advance for the use of a bit harsher than usual language. Even though Romney got his ass kicked in two of the three debates, because some “Undecided” voters are still stumbling around makes this a message that I believe is imperative. And when I said “Undecided”, I choose to use that word because some people think calling someone a moron (note, I used only one “m”) or a retard isn’t politically correct enough these days. As always I go back to “if the shoe fits…….”.

I’m in need of information before the polls close on November 6th, perhaps you can help me nail down a few things with some data.

Question 1. If your savings total under $2 million, and / or if you make a yearly income that’s South of $250 Thou, and for unknown reasons you plan on voting for Mitt Romney, please tell me this: What the fuck is wrong with you? 

Question 2. Why will you even consider making the effort to assist in the election of someone that’s demonstrated for several decades that the high point of his existence is fucking people like you (Are you in doubt? See question 1. above) as often as he can do this, and not in what might be considered to be a pleasant thing by those of the gay male or heterosexual female persuasion.

Question 3.  Those of you who are not white old heterosexual men, do you need some sort of electroshock therapy applied to your private parts to get your collective asses off of the sofa and make the trip to the voting booth? Are you so unable to connect the dots that you can’t see the disaster that’s awaiting you downstream if Robme and Lying Ryan get into office. Are you aware that they likely will be in a position to appoint at least one Supreme Court Justice, and maybe two, or three? Ignore this question if you’re a corporation and want to keep your vote.

Question 4. Are you aware that the reason Mitt Romney only released the past two years of his tax returns is that a look at any of the prior years would reveal if he lost money or he made millions when the rest of the world took a direct financial hit in the global meltdown? Take a wild guess at which of those two possibilities will be the one revealed, assuming that as president he doesn’t manage to exempt himself from needing to put all his cards on the table.

Question 5. Regarding question 4. above, if  his carefully guarded document reveal that he managed to maximize his profits to the last possible dollar, and then pull his money out of his investments at the last possible moment, do you think it was because he’s such a grand wizard, or because  he received insider information that alerted him that it was time to take his cash out and get his profits over to the the tax free Cayman Islands or his numbered (and also tax free) Swiss bank accounts?

If past is prologue, I suppose there’s reason to believe in some sort of a meteorological anomaly that keeps money made in America and then sto red off shore from trickling down like the falling rain, it was that way for the Reagan and Bush years, why would anyone who’s not insane expect things to be different if Romney manages to buy the election and pursue the same path?

There may well be something rotten in Denmark, and even more certainly in the Cayman Islands, Switzerland, and a few other places we’ll never learn about, but the unmistakeable stink of greed is in the air. Perhaps candidate Romney should do the math, he has 5 sons and one wife here, but at least a half billion U.S. dollars sequestered away off shore, seems to me that this could be a strong motivation to leave the U.S. and just outright buy another country, one where he can be more than just a president, he can be “King Mitt the Merciless”.

The Top 10 Things About “Argo”

My personal favorite Top 10 things about the film “Argo“

10. I got to see the best simultaneous directing and acting in a film, ever.

9. Best in-jokes about moviemaking since “And God Spoke” (watch it on Netflix!).

8. Watching Bryan Cranston steal basically every scene he’s in.

7. The film has a CIA guy as the lead character, one who doesn’t blow things up, have sex with or shoot anyone.

6. Watching Ben Affleck catch up with Matt Damon acting wise.

5. Watching John Goodman deliver yet another one of his trademark “A-Game” performances.

4. Watching Alan Arkin deliver an “A+ Game” performance as he deeply and perfectly recreates every producer I’ve worked with / for / around.

3. Seeing that beautiful TBS (The Burbank Studios) logo on the water tower one more time.

2. Argo fuck yerself…….

And…….

1. Seeing Ben Affleck with a better looking beard than Tom Cruise ever had.

Ben Affleck with a beard.

Tom Cruise is shown simultaneously with and without a beard.

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Just Asking…..

If you were to hear about some older guy who had violated the rectum of a much younger dude several times with medical precision, which would be the first thing to come to your mind, the locker room at Penn State, an educational video from NAMBLA, or the vice presidential debate?

Perfect, keep your lips just like that!

“Imagine that you’re holding a bowling ball…”

Remember, I was just asking….

To W-2 Or Not To W-2? A Taxing Decision…

Or, was that to 1099 or not to 1099?

A true son of a bitch is one who flip-flops doggy style

Yes, Mitt’s next one may well “F” him in his “A”.

With a little real world research, one of the main reasons that Willard “Mitt” Romney has refused to release his past 10 years of tax returns becomes suddenly clear.

Romney’s returns will be in the Humor section

If Mittens were to release any of his past tax returns for any more than the two most recent years, it would become obvious even to those knuckle draggers in the Tea Party who are able to find a friend that will read and explain it to them, that he didn’t suffer financial loss during the recent worldwide economic disaster. In fact, my thinking is that he gained (as the French say) beaucoup dollars which now likely reside in a Swiss bank, or one of his unnamed “business” accounts in the Grand Cayman Islands.

After those pinheads realized that Mitt threw them under the bus during his huge debate flip-flop, the one where after a needed yet very brief Etch-A-Sketch type of shaking, he became a kinder, gentler Mr. Romney. Remember this Tea Party Animals, Mitt is a guy who has always has practiced the “I’m in the boat now, you can pull up the ladder” method of shucking off those who were ignorant of his past record, and quickly dumped a lot of the very people who now fail to move him and his cultish followers along their road to riches. 

Get off of that oar, I just bought this lifeboat.

Going a bit further down the road in that same sort of thinking mode, it will also become clear that Mitt is likely to have received substantial insider information of the sort that allowed him to jump off the “U.S.S. Titanic-Economy” and get himself and his “friends” to a safe place at the last moment of high profits. I’m sure that many readers will consider that this safe place was the Cayman Islands, but I don’t know so I’m not saying this is true, and to use a Romneyism at the same time, I’m not saying it’s false, I’m just sayin’……

Money is people too, my friends

This retrospect revelation is the type that adds a bit more impetus for him to get his ass in office, that’s one of the few places where he might be able to pull strings or call in favors, and arrange some sort of amnesty for himself from what’s by the day becoming an ever larger pile of federal level crimes and random, stupid misdemeanors.

And Mitt’s defense? Hey, my dad said “May Be Hiding Something”

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Does Obama Practice Muhammad’s Teachings?

Last night I had to sit through an hour long rant from a close (by marriage) relative about how poorly Obama had done in that first debate, all the while thinking about how the debate was far more than what it seemed to be on the surface. I suffered in silence, and the reason that I chose to be silent is because from past experience I’m well aware of the problems that arise from arguing with a family member, these invariably will be arguments that seldom turn out well in the long run. I can only offer as further explanation that this is my variant of the old “Don’t poop where you sleep” dictum, i.e., do your dirty work as far from your home as you can so you can walk away from it when you want (or need) to.

The Muhammad in the subject line

 I believe that what Obama has actually done was an update of  what was called Rope-A-Dope, as used by Muhammad Ali and revealed to the world in his 1974 Rumble in the Jungle match against George Foreman. I’ve heard of a similar method expressed by a friend that’s a very advanced level practitioner of Tae Kwon-do, and the way he puts it is that you should “Invite the attack you’re best able to defend against”.

Rope-A-Dope In Action

So what’s it all about, Mittsie? I think you should be grateful that you were not required to submit a blood sample to see if you had amped yourself and your “Voodoo Economics” up with something,  but in the end you’re going to find that you’ve been set up for the next round, and there’s never been one who is more perfect to receive a “Sucker Punch” than you. And my friend, next to you releasing your tax records for the past decade or so, that’s the big event that I’m really looking forward to.

N.B., The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of my own) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but as always, success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan.

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