Palin’s New Limo?

October 12, 2008 at 6:30 am Leave a comment

Have you heard the rumor about a new White House Limo that’s in the works for the wack job hockey mom, the one that might someday be only a shaking with rapture finger away from the “Call Me Home Jesus” button?

Get The Puck Out Of Here, Eh!

Below is a sneak preview of the inside details of the 2009 Zamboni that is soon to be delivered to the White House to serve as a new presidential limo, to be put in service in January of 2009 if John “Geezer” McCain should win. Please note the Secret Service has assigned the code name “Dumb Puck” to this event, quite appropriate eh?

Since the shock of actually winning the election could likely push McGeezer straight into flat line status, thereby installing the Snowbillie into the Oval Office, the government is covering their bases even now.

Above, First Dude Todd Palin is seen testing out a beta version of the new Executive Limo.

Above, here’s a look at a few of the Secret Service Caravan’s follow car models which are stored in the White House gargage…… 

Below, a sneak peak at the Zamboni “Sky-Liner” model, with the Escape Pod” option shown.

Todd Palin was reported to have said “Jesus H. Christ, that corners way better than my sled can” Todd went on to say “Hey, don’t be a tellin’ Sarah I said that because she really loves her them doggies that eh, she likes to pull her sled, if you get my (snow) drift, and don’t confuse that with her pullin some dog train”.

The book that has replaced “My Pet Goat”, to be read in case of an attack on America following an attack by McCain’s heart.

Shhhhhh! Top Secret, eyes only!

If you’re making a search of the the ‘net based on the keyword “Zamboni”, because of results of the NSA Eschalon technology search engine that’s now used by the government, the Secret Service may now be reading this posting on your computer right along with you, without your knowledge or permission…..

Here’s a link for this page should you like to forward it to either someone you care about, or perhaps someone you’d like to piss off, whichever one happens to apply::

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