Like Forrest’s Momma Always Said…..
….. Stupid is as stupid does.
Alaska’s border exit lane sign, too little, too late, too few icons?
Note: the street sign is next to Sarah Palin’s trailer:
O.K., first read this actual quote:
“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door,” Palin said in an interview with Fox News on Monday. “And if there is an open door in ’12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.” Please note “open door in ’12 or four years later”, it’s almost like she can’t do the math.
Did you catch the metaphor based humor in that run on sentence?
Do you have a problem with plowing through an open door?
“A Bush with Breasts”, only a tired ticker away from the Oval Office.
We dodged the bullet, but in 2012, Sarah’s going to be pissed,
and ready to plow right through that “open door”.
But hey, just click here to see what else I’m doing in the realm of funny,
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