Flight 370′s Fate French Style, N’est-ce pas?

A possible explanation of what happened to Malaysian Airline’s missing flight 370 has shown up in a photo included in the now famous tweet (here somewhat censored) shown below that was sent from US Airways.

We'll get to the bottom of this

We’ll get to the bottom of this

This photo seems to show how Malaysian Airline’s Boeing 777 may have, well, went down.

The unasked followup question? Was the activity shown in the photo a test of a new TSA security probe manufactured by Boeing?

What, too soon?

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April 17, 2014 at 1:48 pm Leave a comment

Rochester, Start Up The Maxwell…

After examining a tattered shred of parchment that mentioned that Jesus said he was married, the scientists were further shocked when they found that his exact words “My Wife” were preceded by the word “Take” and then followed by the word “Please!”.

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Steal My Jokes, Please!

Many years A.D., some of Christ’s direct descendants apparently inherited these same genetic traits and became what we now often refer to as Jewish comedians, including one who was still telling that same joke two thousand years later.

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Roseanne Barr

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There are far too many other Jewish comedians (some dead, some alive, some with a career that’s either dead or alive, depending on who you ask) to list on something as small as the internet, so please just consider this to be a sampler chosen at random from the past century or so. Feel free to recommend others in the comments section if you think I’ve missed someone who really needs to be added even if it means bumping someone else off (off the list, that is).

By the way, that rumor that’s going around that the true last temptation of Christ was to pee on the heads of the roman soldiers below him has never been either confirmed or denied, but if he actually could walk on or turn water into wine……

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April 10, 2014 at 2:58 pm Leave a comment

Ring, Ring, Ringskavitch

Vlad “The Invader” Putin recently made a telephone call to President Obama to discuss Russia’s plans to somehow find a way to pay for usurping Crimea, and at the same time also pay bigger pensions to all those happy brand new Russian citizens of his so soon after blowing Billions on the Sochi Olympics. Many politicians around the world are questioning why it was that Putin made this call.

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         I’ll gladly pay you Thursday for some borscht today!

One “Occam’s Razor” type possible clue?

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        Did he use that same old “Hot” line?

Vladimir called collect.

April 1, 2014 at 3:44 pm Leave a comment

Here’s Your, Wait For It…. High One, Barney

In spite of my finely tuned sense of inherently knowing what’s right and what’s wrong, I joined 12.9 million other schmucks and broke down and watched the final episode of “How I Met Your Mother”, but I think that my reasoning for this was justified.

In the same spirit, I’ve always said I’d find some way to attend the funeral for George W. Bush, just to be sure that that bastard was really not going to pull some sort of Phoenix rising from the ashes thing. 

So, it’s sort of like that, that’s why I had to watch this long running piece of meandering work featuring 4 funny actors and 1 (wait for it!!!) pathetic scenery muncher, just to be sure there isn’t going to be a spin-off, no “How I Divorced Your Mother”, “How I Knocked Up Your Babymama”, or whatever. 

Interesting side note: My Macbook’s spell check program approved of the word “schmucks”, and its dictionary provided this:

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April 1, 2014 at 3:27 pm Leave a comment

Whose writers will steal this first, Letterman, Fallon, Ferguson, Hall or Meyers?

It seems that kids today don’t play games that require actual physical contact much anymore, even that traditional old school chase around game of tag is now called #tag.

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Hippie days version of “Tag, you’re it!”

For those of you over 50, you can go ahead and just pronounce it “Hashtag”.

By the way, if you’re texting while driving and get into an accident, will details show up online as #crashtag?

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March 24, 2014 at 4:17 pm Leave a comment

Apparently, god hates assholes too

Fred Phelps, the former reverend of the Westboro Baptist Church, located just outside of South Shithole, Kansas, is currently and forever more blowing dust farts, good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Who’s laughing now Freddie?

My current hopes are that a lot of nice people will join me in a procession to the place where they bury this meaningless piece of shit, and then we will all patiently wait our turn in line to take a steaming dump on his grave.

Well, yes, it would be like bringing coals to Newcastle, yet warm and uplifting at the same time….

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March 21, 2014 at 1:16 am Leave a comment

Ukraine? Let’s Try And Find It On The Map….

My early-on prediction (made March 15, 2014) is that by May Day, A.K.A. May 1st, there will no longer be a country called Ukraine. Sure, it’s likely that a city or two that we’ve heard of will still be around, even if they will be given new names, i.e. Kiev will now be called Putingrad and perhaps Odessa will become Vladimiristock, etc in what might be once again called “The Ukraine”, i.e. an area of the New and Improved Soviet Union for the 21st Century, not a free and independent country.

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Don’t Cry For Me, Oleksandriya!

Today, Russian military personnel and equipment rolled right over the Crimean Peninsula, and then continued on to cross the border into southeastern Ukraine, ostensibly to protect Russian citizens and property.

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SubsЯus Is Property, Eta Pravda, Dah?

Well, knowing that Crimea is the only warm water port that Russia has that is able to get its submarine fleet launched in the winter, and that Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev gave it to Ukraine in the mid-1950′s, now that they’ve got it back there’s no way they are going to lose control of it again, and that’s no Bolshoi!!!

secret sub base

This is a one time Top Secret Soviet Nuclear Submarine Underground Base. The name of this forgotten place is Object 825 GTS, and obviously it’s not quite so much of a secret anymore.

O.K, you heard it hear first, check back in at the end of April for an update, except I don’t think I’ll have one for you.

Surprise, an update after all, 3-18-14

The army leaders of Ukraine demonstrated that they had the ability to predict the future, as news photos clearly reveal that all of their tanks were equipped with backup lights. It’s  truly a shame that the Sochi Winter Olympics didn’t have an event for “Rolling Over”, the Ukrainian defense forces would have swept that almost as fast as the Russians and turncoat Ukrainian Militants walked over all of their military bases in Crimea and the Southern end of Ukraine.

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March 16, 2014 at 4:51 am Leave a comment

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