They Don’t Make Mistakes Do They?

Here’s one so far apparently overlooked aspect to share for those who find it hard to believe that Bill Clinton could have been so stupid as to jump onto Attorney General Loretta Lynch’s aircraft and have an impromptu talk only days before the FBI was to interrogate Hillary (interesting side bar here, the government could have raked in millions by selling a few seats behind the always interesting one way mirror  in the interrogation room to allow the high bidders to watch the questioning), but I digress. BillOverhillaryBill Clinton is so many things to so many people but he’s not known for stupidity, so why would he pull this bonehead stunt? Suppose for a moment that he knew that Lynch, out of fear of having someone roll over on her, would be forced to open her books on the Clintons in a deposition or if she was put on trial and reveal all she’s learned about them since defending them in the “White Water” deal in 1992. The easiest way to avoid that would be by making her, excuse the Clinton connected term, “Tainted” and forced to recuse herself, which is exactly what she did. Her future now that she’s been temporarily pulled away from the threat of ‪#‎arkancide‬ would be considered to be shaky at best.

ron brown arkancide

I just hope Loretta has done her homework and will avoid all flights in small private aircraft, not be around people cleaning guns, and also not go near an open window several stories above ground level or stand on the roof of such a building, I wouldn’t want her to end up being the next black former Clinton “friend” (Google Ron Brown – Clinton) like Ron in the photo above.

While You're in Prison

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July 3, 2016 at 7:21 pm 1 comment

In Depends Day?

I saw the newest iteration of the July 4th perennial, Independence Day, this one titled “Resurgence” today, and it’s certainly doomed to be yet another film tent pole. Well, there’s a fair chunk of cash and two (but feels like three) hours of my life I’ll never get back. Please note that no spoilers were injured in writing this, even though it’s really tempting, including slipping in a reference in the title of this post to so many elderly cast members brought back to life that you’d think Ron Howard directed it.

This is how they could have had this film end in approximately 18 minutes,

Just have a blindfolded fighter pilot sneak one of these things:

g3 powerbook

Directly into the motherships air exhaust duct as shown below

death star

And bingo, it’s over.

June 28, 2016 at 4:20 am Leave a comment

Easy now, I am / am not a millionaire…

I’ve found the cure for the worries about my financial future, in my back pocket I have the cure for being financially nervous about the rising cost of everything.

I call it my “Schrodinger’s Lotto Card“, and until I check on those results, I’m both broke and rich at the same time…

May 16, 2016 at 6:13 am 1 comment

Drunk issue, but now it’s about power

In a speech at her rally Hillary Clinton once again brought up the “3 a.m. phone call” idea that failed to get votes for her in her campaign against Barak Obama in 2008, this time indicating that she was the best prepared candidate when she said “Do you know how many times I’ve had to answer the phone at 3 a.m. to find out which bar I had to go to pick up my husband at?”


May 15, 2016 at 7:13 am Leave a comment

Ahhh Progress… (to be updated soon)

I was thinking earlier today about how progress can advance some things while making others fall to the back of the pack, or disappear completely from the scene.

Picture the maker of buggy whips back in the day and what went through his mind as he watched the first car, a horseless carriage in the vernacular, drive by him while he was standing outside his shop slapping his hand with his product. 

horseless carriage

“Hey, there’s no f’n ….”

Do you suppose that a maker of slide rules felt any different when he (I know using the masculine form is going to piss some off, but most of the people I’m speaking about in this article were men) got a chance to try out the first Hewlett Packard (ages before Carly Fiorena sank the company) hand held L.E.D. calculator? He probably thought before the test that he was indestructible because his slide rule was accurate to several decimal points and the cost of the competing device was well over $500.00. Of course the HP could run circles around his machine, or at least it did before the L.E.D.’s ran the battery down but his product had a  huge market lead. Now you can buy far faster and more capable lcd hand held calculators at the .99 cent store for, yep, 99 cents.

hp handheld

I suppose that the stock holders in film companies must have had a laugh when the first digital cameras arrived on the market, I remember that the Nikon Kodak consortium’s DCS200 was around $25,000 for a camera based on an existing Nikon 35mm SLR but with a digital back, it had far less resolution than the cheapest phone you can find today for under $25.00, and it was ungainly to use and so slow to operate that it was nearly useless for anything but non moving product shots. Now except for collectors and people with a masochism streak, the film market is dead and the availability of chemistry to develop film is on the road to being on par with what the Egyptians used to mummify their dearly departed.


So where is all this going? It’s a heads up to alert the world that things are changing far in excess of what Moore’s Law would have predicted about a non number crunching customer based product. 

Not all that long ago the political world was a strictly investor driven operation run by the money world. 

And politicians had only two jobs:

1. Get elected 

and then later on…

2 Get reelected

Said politicians spent (and still do spend) most of their time cold calling wealthy people (some reports say it’s about 70% of their average day in office) asking for donations to get ready for the next election or reelection, and legally only being able to hint about what the money people will get in return for their “donations”.

And then came Bernie,


Now it’s time to grab your seat and hold on…

May 9, 2016 at 1:27 am 3 comments

A.K.A. Hillary Lady Parts?

Following the slimy slamming shut of facebook on her opponents a few days ago, congratulations are obviously in order to Hillary R. Clinton for helping win the battle that Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, George Carlin and many others fought so hard for. This battle I’m referring to was the inclusion in popular discourse of the non-sexual use of the word “cunt”, this is surely a descriptive that she’s earned. cunt tea cup                    A coffee mug she stole from the University of North Texas?

In due time I believe a photo of her face will show up in any Wiki or Google search for that word, and many ‘netizens will change the online spelling of her name (and not just to stop it from trending) to Cunton. cheney femaleIf you have problems with this I suggest that you go away now because I’m begining to actively work to find a way to send her and Bill off to some prison where they can reminisce on their vast fortune lost in legal battles while they have occasional visits from her daughter Chelsea Foster Clinton (#arkancide #vincefoster) and their grandchildren.
Make no mistake about this, I’m still doing everything I can to help Bernie make America’s dream come true, but if Cunton makes that impossible my focus will not shift to the useless green party (I’m sure Jill Stein is nice to her cats) but will be only ‪#‎fuckher‬ and if ever given the opportunity I’ll be sure to ask that Trump sends her a kind thank you note for the votes she’s given him.

April 29, 2016 at 6:55 am 1 comment

Good Morning President Trump!

This is a thank you note that’s directed to the Hilbots and related assholes that did unspeakable crap to get that bitter vindictive and vile hag of theirs a win in the New York Primary election, even though it looks like the more egregious and illegal of their actions may get the the whole ballot count thrown out. Now that things have calmed down until the California primaries, you’ll have plenty of time to practice saying the title words at the top of this post.

While You're in PrisonBy now all of you must have come across enough information to know that Trump will put  to sleep her chances to be the first President Clinton with balls in the white house, stand by to find out how ludicrous her whining about those non existent “Bernie Bros” and Bernies “tone” with her are going to seem when the Donald pulls out the big guns.

The Donald's Do

Yes young ambitious ones, there’s an old saying that goes something like this:

“Be careful of what you wish for”


April 20, 2016 at 5:55 am Leave a comment

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