A.K.A. Hillary Lady Parts?

Following the slimy slamming shut of facebook on her opponents a few days ago, congratulations are obviously in order to Hillary R. Clinton for helping win the battle that Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, George Carlin and many others fought so hard for. This battle I’m referring to was the inclusion in popular discourse of the non-sexual use of the word “cunt”, this is surely a descriptive that she’s earned. cunt tea cup                    A coffee mug she stole from the University of North Texas?

In due time I believe a photo of her face will show up in any Wiki or Google search for that word, and many ‘netizens will change the online spelling of her name (and not just to stop it from trending) to Cunton. cheney femaleIf you have problems with this I suggest that you go away now because I’m begining to actively work to find a way to send her and Bill off to some prison where they can reminisce on their vast fortune lost in legal battles while they have occasional visits from her daughter Chelsea Foster Clinton (#arkancide #vincefoster) and their grandchildren.
Make no mistake about this, I’m still doing everything I can to help Bernie make America’s dream come true, but if Cunton makes that impossible my focus will not shift to the useless green party (I’m sure Jill Stein is nice to her cats) but will be only ‪#‎fuckher‬ and if ever given the opportunity I’ll be sure to ask that Trump sends her a kind thank you note for the votes she’s given him.

April 29, 2016 at 6:55 am 1 comment

Good Morning President Trump!

This is a thank you note that’s directed to the Hilbots and related assholes that did unspeakable crap to get that bitter vindictive and vile hag of theirs a win in the New York Primary election, even though it looks like the more egregious and illegal of their actions may get the the whole ballot count thrown out. Now that things have calmed down until the California primaries, you’ll have plenty of time to practice saying the title words at the top of this post.

While You're in PrisonBy now all of you must have come across enough information to know that Trump will put  to sleep her chances to be the first President Clinton with balls in the white house, stand by to find out how ludicrous her whining about those non existent “Bernie Bros” and Bernies “tone” with her are going to seem when the Donald pulls out the big guns.

The Donald's Do

Yes young ambitious ones, there’s an old saying that goes something like this:

“Be careful of what you wish for”

 

April 20, 2016 at 5:55 am Leave a comment

Arkancide?

A missing persons report has been filed by New York’s former 9th District Representative Anthony Weiner for his wife, who is (or was) Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’a aide Huma Abedin.

She was last seen while going through boxes of Clinton financial records, and was wearing a red long sleeve blouse with a logo of some sort on it.

amazing dream

Sightings should be reported to the informational site #arkancide where the results of similar missing person reports can be found in their files.

April 14, 2016 at 7:27 pm Leave a comment

The Scream Heard Around The World

Prediction # 1

Acting on tips from anonymous sources, government tax organizations in every country around the world have impounded all of the unexplained and unverified funds of their citizens that are being held in “Off Shore” accounts, i.e. the Cayman Islands, Panama, The Seychelles, etc.

well hung

Prediction # 2

On hearing this news, that pulsing blood vessel behind Hillary Clinton’s right ear will finally burst providing some lucky news camera operator with a video shot that would be difficult for even the best of the Hollywood masters of CGI special effect shots (vis. the Red Sea parting in “The Ten Commandments”) to accomplish. Sadly, the  location sound recordist had his eardrums ruptured by the volume of Hillary’s screams, some say if you listen carefully you can still hear her last words echoing from the White House visitor parking lot, “It was supposed to be my turn!”.

Twat Did You Say?

Like any such event, there are winners and losers

The early years

The Winners, as always, the Koch Brothers and their ilk

Why Yes, I Do Have A Mobilehome

And then there’s the rest of us…

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April 5, 2016 at 7:14 am Leave a comment

Simple Hand Magic

Does anyone think even for a minute that Trump’s shout out on abortion was anything less than a planned distraction to take the news cycle away from the the rage over theft of the elections from Bernie that are just fucking rampant at the moment?

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Stop being sheep, it’s got to be hurting you to be led around by your nose, so pull your head out of your ass and pay attention.

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You should know by now that what’s going on here is when one hand is waving around wildly it’s because the other hand is doing something that someone somewhere doesn’t want you to see.

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MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE (SAYS HILLARY AND THE DNC)

#bernieorbust  #hillarynever   #StillSanders   #OhHillNo! #nomoreclintons

#inditehillary  #fuckthednc   #AlwaysBernie  #BernieOrBust2016  #neverclinton

#boskolives.wordpress.com  #allhailthewarmongerqueenhillaryss

 

March 31, 2016 at 7:01 pm 3 comments

The Alamo, Pearl Harbor, and Hillary?

My prediction for 2016? “Fuck Hillary Clinton and the DNC” will become the “Remember the Alamo” and the “Remember Pearl Harbor” of the 21st century.

that word means

Effective today this will also be my email signature file. Feel free to copy and paste this if you think that it resonates with you.

 

#bernieorbust, #fuckthednc, #fuckdebbie

#hillarynever, #neverhillary, #fuckhillary

#StillSanders, #DownTheToneForWhat

#twattery, #$HILLARY, #Landslide4Bernie, #hillarywhore1

#VoterSuppression, #inditehillary, #indicthillary

#AlwaysBernie, #OhHillNo!, #revote

#revolt, #neverclinton, #nycforbernie

#BernieOrBust2016, #feelthebern, #bernie2016

#bernitdown, #boskolives, #boskolives.wordpress.com

#FuckHillaryClintonandtheDNC

#allhailthewarmongerqueenhillary

March 24, 2016 at 6:24 am Leave a comment

To Broadly Go?

I just saw a photo of Hillary speaking today at Stanford University. She was wearing what looks like a crappy yellow piece of wardrobe from a no budget knock-off version of a Star Trek film. Sadly for me and Berniacs everywhere, her tunic from the dyspeptic future was not red in color. Not that I’m suggesting anything ;< ) since that would be a possible violation of the law and I’ll leave that to Bill and Hill, the masters of shaping the legal system into the shape of an enema. 

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However, here’s a photo of a coffee cup that Hillary may have taken by “accident” after she was the keynote speaker at the graduation ceremony at the University of North Texas, she feels that she earned it since they only paid her $200,000.00 for her 12 minute lecture on how to pay off student loans quickly by borrowing the cash from your parents, just like everyone else does.

cunt tea cup

March 24, 2016 at 1:24 am Leave a comment

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