The Pope made an unplanned rest room stop while touring Milan, Italy. The news media quickly camped outside of his portapotty with their cameras at the ready as the world waited and wondered if the cloud color coming from the vent pipe would be brown or yellow to announce the reason for the stop…
In Los Angeles we have yet another in a series of attempts by speculators, lobbyists, builders and banksters to jam another pile of lies up our collective asses by paying off the right politicians and corporations to reduce or remove restrictions on building. It’s become obvious that our mayor Eric Garcetti will never have a worry about cold weather making his hands uncomfortable as they are stuck deeply in so many pockets, and the same could be said about his head but the receptacle has changed from a pocket to an orifice located in the same area of the body.
The Pope had to make an unplanned rest room stop while touring Milan, Italy in the Popemobile. The news media was camped outside of his portapotty with their cameras at the ready while the world waited and wondered if the announcement cloud color from the vent would be brown or yellow and thereby signify the results of the stop?
Every live has value at some point, for instance when Paul Ryan dies they could just bury him face down and make a nice bicycle parking rack.
If you were Donald Trump’s Jewish son in law and Trump decided to start a new major league team and he wanted you to be the pitcher, what would you do if he named Stephen Bannon to be the team’s coach and Bannon thought you were terrible and said he was going to send you to the showers. I mean, would you check first to see if the soap was made out of wood?
The passing of Professor Irwin Corey has brought sadness to the Trump White House, this means that they will have to restart their search for a national science advisor.
Here’s the newest dilemma, it seems that there’s a vague possibility that Donald Trump has peed on and / or got himself peed on by alleged hookers, and now we’ll have to weigh that possibility against the certainty that Hillary Clinton and /or the DNC shit on Bernie during the Democratic primary elections.
So for those of you who were so damned relieved once it seemed that the 2016 election zoo was over, well not so fast there Sparky!