The Romney / Ryan Dichotomy Quandary

Soon after Willard (a.k.a. “Mitt”) Romney was instructed (some might say ordained) to pick Paul Ryan as his running mate, a deep schism developed among the Tea Party knuckle draggers. How can a group composed of working class “Real Patriotic Americans” that have worked 24/7 for “Born-again Christian Values” now support a draft dodger Mormon and a very wealthy Catholic professional (read: Lifetime) politician who have their campaign heavily funded by big dollars from a Jewish guy who owns gambling casinos worldwide, pinheads who are running against a candidate, Democrat though he may be, who has stated again and again that he is a Christian? And that question is only dealing with the proverbial visible tip of an iceberg, there are so many secrets that Mitt refuses to talk about (dueling bumper stickers; “Obama 2012” or “Romney 1040ez”), and religious views that Ryan pretends not to have even though he’s been documented as being involved with them in the, if you will, their creation. And there’s no way for one to ignore their billionaire financial backers, carefully hidden away never to be seen, unless you can manage to drag those Koch soakers brothers out of one of their protective safe rooms. If you want a real challenge, try to find any photo anywhere on the web that shows Mitt and Sheldon Adelson in the same frame, or  for that matter, many of the others that want a Romney president but don’t want to be seen in a photo, much less the same room with him.

If a Mormon and a Catholic walk in to a bar, who pays for the beer?

Rumor has it that the other candidate may actually have told the truth and he is a true Christian, and this will likely have some effect on their decision. Or, will they just have to bite the bullet and accept that the Mormon and Catholic guys are at least vaguely Christians. The actual tipping point in their favor may end up being that they’re white, or did I need to mention that?

A white as the November snow in Milwaukee.

My prediction? There may be a large number of Republicans who do show up at the polls on election day, but many of them will arrive and vote holding their noses.

How did you know I voted for Romney / Ryan?

By the way, has anyone else noticed that if you take Mitt’s first initial and last name, “M. Romney”, and then jiggle those letters around, one anagram that you can create is going to be “Mr. Money”?  And further, if you add G.I. (which like Romney, he never was) to P. Ryan, the most obvious anagram is “Praying”. By the way, if you’re not liking these, you should stop me before I get to M. McConnell…

Yes, Your Bucks Do Stop Here, And I Thank You For Them.

Hey, Just Asking…..

N.B., The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of my own) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but as always, success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan.

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