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In Iran, Pushing Your Luck Is An Olympic Event

Now, as my protective brain fog lifts and I wake up from too little sleep after yet another 14 hour day working for a complete idiot on a sit-com pilot that no one will ever see, something becomes clear to me in the way things often do, a thought that should have been obvious to everyone but one no one has picked up on, sort of like a Viagra experience, it just popped up one day.

It feels great to be back on earth hours again!

Besides Israel, who do you suppose would show up on a list of the strongest opponents to Iran going into the Nuke flinging mode? Could it be the more or less within rocket range somewhat Western countries of Greece, Turkey, Germany, Russia,Ukraine, France, China, Pakistan, or maybe even India? 

Rockets? I don’t need no stinking rockets.

Nope, wrong… it’s none of the above. As of today, I’m going with Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Saudi Arabia and all of those tiny countries like Qatar, Jordan, West Bumfuckistan, and of course the rest of the ‘Stans that are usually known for being Islamic run countries.

Ja’maal got a gun….. la da da da dah

And the reason I feel secure enough to make this prediction? I’m thinking that some of the brighter lights in those countries have realized that with that first hit, no, make that just the first sign of a launch from Iran or Persia or whatever those folks choose to call themselves today that goes even vaguely in the direction of Israel, well that will be the exact moment you can write down in the history books as the one where Israel starts entering their launch codes that will vaporize each and every one of those above named Islamic countries. The technical term usually attached to this preventative process is “Mutually Assured Destruction“, or MAD. To be sure, it’s an interesting theory, but if it will actually work as a deterrent when dealing with clearly suicidal types that can easily be called just plain mad or not has yet to be tested.

Hey Hadji, I can’t see your house anymore

So that’s why I believe that this message is starting to sink home with Iran’s soulmate neighbors and Islamic Brotherhood buddies who might now finally have something to lose. I expect that soon a sit down meeting with Iran’s Paul Reubens jerkoff stunt double, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, will take place and it will be one where they will do the jerking, and perhaps convince him to join the real world. 

Mahmoud!, don’t hit that button…

And the end result of all of those years of yelling, all of that firing AK-47’s in the air, all the screaming “Death to Israel” that mainly has served him to rouse the rabble, none of it will matter to  Mahmoud since his country will be just one of many glow in the dark glass covered parking lots….

Sadly, here in the U.S. we have our own psychopaths that speak to the coming of their “Rapture”, and how Israel getting nuked just moves their prophecy along one more step closer to the day of that lift off to heaven for the righteous and banishment to burn in hell with the rest of those non-believers. So far, there’s been no information provided on what the quality or quantity of virgins promised to them will be.

The beatings will continue until your morale improves

Yep, all that work to become a mere footnote in the history books, and no one will ever find out or care to know if Mahmoud got those 72 virgins.

 

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August 2, 2012 at 1:38 pm 1 comment

God – Bless – Armenia, land that I……..

Try singing that opening riff to the tune of god bless America, or if you’re of the older persuasion, picture Kate Smith singing it.

One has to wonder what all the uproar is about, with some U.S. politicos pushing to make a non-binding * statement about something that, no matter how horrible it was. This is all especially hard to follow, especially when you consider that the particular area of the world doesn’t even have a large supply of oil to steal.

By doing the math it’s obvious that every single Turk that was an adult and involved in the killing of Armenians are now blowing dust farts, and it’s likely that 95 +/- % percent of their children are also currently dead. Further my estimate is that less than 50% of the grandchildren of those participants are alive today, maybe it’s time to stop the beating of this dead horse and move on, what say you?

Hey, by definition I’m an old fart now, and the truth is that the year quoted in this discussion took place decades before my father was born.

I could understand it easier if this was coming only from the elected representatives of residents of, oh let’s say, Glendale, California, AKA “Little Armenia”. However, this noise is coming from a crap pile of white bread hacks on the right who see it as yet another chance to create a distraction from the mess our country finds itself in, and at the same time, an odd assortment of lefties.

In yet another strange turn in my life, I now find myself siding with that good old boy, George W. Bush, who is trying to derail this clusterfuck, and wondering WTF the House speaker Nancy Pelosi is doing in trying to bring it to the floor of the House of Representatives.

I’ve heard at least two sides to the genocide story, one here from Armenian friends, and the other while working twice on films in Turkey. Sadly, neither one trumps the other enough to make me take a side in the debate, only to question why it’s still boiling over now.

Speaking only for myself, I have a little more concern about what’s happening to the Kurds and the Darfurians (yeah, I know that calling those poor f’d individuals of Darfur by that name makes them seem to be of Armenian ancestry), and the long list of other countries around the globe where so many people are in such deep shit right now for starts.

Also, I can almost be concerned about the people of Iraq and Iran. Well, almost.

Before any reader whose name ends with …ian, …ien, …yan, etc.-ian should jump in heavy on this, I have to ask you exactly how much of your energy or money is going to the assistance of the poor folk of the countries mentioned above?

Sort of what I thought.

*non-binding: This has no effect on any actual thing, and never will. It’s just a lot of political posturing for the sake of the news. It’s also often referred to as “Bullshit”.

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N.B., The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and / or quotes above (including those of my own) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but as we’ve found, success will have a million parents and failure will be an orphan.
Feel free to ignore any ads that are shown below this advisory, I don’t get to choose them and even more sadly, I don’t make a penny off any of them, so in the holy name of capitalism I rebuke and don’t endorse or support any of them, unless of course they’re made of funny stuff…..
P.S., check back for occasional updates and rewrites….
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October 14, 2007 at 9:09 pm 3 comments


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