Posts tagged ‘Iraq’

Hi, Remember Me (And “That Place”)?

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Iraq, again? Who are we kidding? With nearly 4.5 thousand Americans killed and tens of thousands more who came home in (mentally or physically) severely damaged condition after about 11 years of non-stop conflict, why is it that still no one seems willing to say that it all was for nothing, “The Mission” was not accomplished unless the mission was to empty the treasury into the corporate “Base” of George W. Bush.

emission accomplished

As terrible as Saddam Hussein was, taking him out did not help anything in the long run for Iraq or the rest of the world, it only created a power vacuum that was filled by screaming towel heads that are certain that their way is the only way, about the same kind of folks as the Tea Bag A-holes we have to deal with here on a daily basis in America.

Out of Iraq, out of sight, out of his mind?

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Why Does Everyone Keep Saying There’s “That Son Of A Bush”?

The sad paradox is that whereas most of the Democrats that you talk to will never forgive nor forget George Bush, most Republicans don’t seem to remember that he was their very own Iraq war president, somehow imagining that there was no gap between Clinton and Obama.

Mission Accomplished, Well Yeah, Except For…….

Traffic Control

Perhaps this will jog your memory?

Oh yeah, Afghanistan, the place we should have gone after 911 if Bush didn’t have to “one up” his father.

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A Different “One Up”, Or BOHICA In G.I. Speak

So, how is that 10 cents a gallon gas thing working out for you?

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June 19, 2014 at 5:06 am Leave a comment

In Iran, Pushing Your Luck Is An Olympic Event

Now, as my protective brain fog lifts and I wake up from too little sleep after yet another 14 hour day working for a complete idiot on a sit-com pilot that no one will ever see, something becomes clear to me in the way things often do, a thought that should have been obvious to everyone but one no one has picked up on, sort of like a Viagra experience, it just popped up one day.

It feels great to be back on earth hours again!

Besides Israel, who do you suppose would show up on a list of the strongest opponents to Iran going into the Nuke flinging mode? Could it be the more or less within rocket range somewhat Western countries of Greece, Turkey, Germany, Russia,Ukraine, France, China, Pakistan, or maybe even India? 

Rockets? I don’t need no stinking rockets.

Nope, wrong… it’s none of the above. As of today, I’m going with Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Saudi Arabia and all of those tiny countries like Qatar, Jordan, West Bumfuckistan, and of course the rest of the ‘Stans that are usually known for being Islamic run countries.

Ja’maal got a gun….. la da da da dah

And the reason I feel secure enough to make this prediction? I’m thinking that some of the brighter lights in those countries have realized that with that first hit, no, make that just the first sign of a launch from Iran or Persia or whatever those folks choose to call themselves today that goes even vaguely in the direction of Israel, well that will be the exact moment you can write down in the history books as the one where Israel starts entering their launch codes that will vaporize each and every one of those above named Islamic countries. The technical term usually attached to this preventative process is “Mutually Assured Destruction“, or MAD. To be sure, it’s an interesting theory, but if it will actually work as a deterrent when dealing with clearly suicidal types that can easily be called just plain mad or not has yet to be tested.

Hey Hadji, I can’t see your house anymore

So that’s why I believe that this message is starting to sink home with Iran’s soulmate neighbors and Islamic Brotherhood buddies who might now finally have something to lose. I expect that soon a sit down meeting with Iran’s Paul Reubens jerkoff stunt double, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, will take place and it will be one where they will do the jerking, and perhaps convince him to join the real world. 

Mahmoud!, don’t hit that button…

And the end result of all of those years of yelling, all of that firing AK-47’s in the air, all the screaming “Death to Israel” that mainly has served him to rouse the rabble, none of it will matter to  Mahmoud since his country will be just one of many glow in the dark glass covered parking lots….

Sadly, here in the U.S. we have our own psychopaths that speak to the coming of their “Rapture”, and how Israel getting nuked just moves their prophecy along one more step closer to the day of that lift off to heaven for the righteous and banishment to burn in hell with the rest of those non-believers. So far, there’s been no information provided on what the quality or quantity of virgins promised to them will be.

The beatings will continue until your morale improves

Yep, all that work to become a mere footnote in the history books, and no one will ever find out or care to know if Mahmoud got those 72 virgins.

 

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August 2, 2012 at 1:38 pm 1 comment

Connecting a few dots…

….But, you might not like the results…

O.K., raise your hand if you’ve ever heard someone refer to the idiot in the White House as a simple tool.

Umm, all of you, huh?

Stick with this, it’s going to make some sense soon.  For a basic overview of the theory, read Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s book “Sirens of Titan”, wherein a stranded spaceship contains some space folks that use sort of a remote control to guide the life of a kid to cause him to be an astronaut who as an adult will fly to the moon with a odd shaped piece of metal (he found as a kid) that he had kept as a lucky charm. This kids entire live had be orchestrated to deliver him with that piece of metal to the aliens so they could fix their ship and go home.

Please note that I read that book only once at least 25 years and 10 to 12 acid trips ago, so some of the names, places, details, etc. might be a bit off the mark, but the analogy stands.

Now, here are a few of the elements to the connection that might take a little Google work on your end. If you saw and understood my previous post on Google, you’ll also understand that searching these names may get your name on a list that may put you in a bind later, but I think it’s worth it.

1. The artificially created (some say stolen) country known as Saudi Arabia.

2. The Carlyle Group, includes James Baker and #3 below.

3. George Herbert Walker Bush (name usually preceded by “Papa”), senior advisor for the Carlyle Group.

4. George Walker Bush (name usually preceded by “That Asshole” or followed by “That Idiot”)

5. Sadam Hussain / Iraq

6. Iran

Well, the circle, and it is one, flows like this:

The Saudi’s have incredible piles of money from the oil under their feet.

The Carlyle Group, sort of like the Illuminati of legend, a group of super wealthy folks that intend to keep it and make more no matter who they have to crush to do so, manage this Saudi Gold mine and do it’s bidding worldwide.

Papa George H. W. Bush, a part of the Carlysle Group, passes the family wealth to:

That Asshole George  W. Bush, an even simpler tool of the Carlyle Group.

 

Saddam Hussein, one truly evil guy that thought he could out bad the Carlyle Group and take out the Saudi regime, followed by ……

Iran, looking to jump into the void left by the well hung Saddam Hussein, perhaps to take us back to 1. By becoming the new threat to Saudi Arabia, they are now in the sights of the Carlyle Group.

 

April 9, 2008 at 8:17 am Leave a comment

Congradulations Mr. Bush, “Mission Accomplished” ~

That is, of course if your mission was to have caused 4,000 (and counting) young American men and women to be killed.

Hell yes, you’ve even outdone Osama binLaden himself, his credit is said to total only a bit over 3,000.

Sure, you’ve gone and outspent him by what? A billion to one? And it took you five years to do what he “accomplished? in a single day with a few box openers.

I’m glad you caught the only 6 foot, 4 inch guy tethered to a dialysis machine in the mountains of Pakistan, Afghanistan, West Bumfuckistan, or where ever he’s been hiding.

Oh wait……………. hold that thought…..

So, any advance predictions on when your mission will be accomplished in Iran?

March 24, 2008 at 5:44 am Leave a comment


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