Posts tagged ‘Bush’
Compare and Contrast….
Has anyone else noticed that the price of gas as Bush is leaving office is nearing the price it was when he was appointed (some may say anointed) president in 2000?
It seems he will leave office with at least that one factor of American life returned to the way it was when he started, everything else has more or less gone down the toilet.
Good riddance to him and his nuclear and extended crime family, and may he someday learn to pronounce nuclear.
Bush Library Burns To The Ground…
Both books have been totally ruined!!!!
One wasn’t even fully colored in yet!!!!
But seriously now, can you find any reason to use the words “Bush” and “Library” in the same sentence? Well, here’s one, there will be an official George W. Bush presidential library.
Oops, I did it again.
I used “George W. Bush”, “library”, and the word “presidential” in the same sentence.
But you know, the world really does needs a safe place to keep a copy of “My Pet Goat”.
And also secure storage for the memoir Reuters’ reports Bush is thinking about writing.
Geeez, that’s a big 3 fer; “Bush” and “thinking” and “writing”, all on the same line.
Hmmmm, how about this:
Bush is said to be thinking about writing an honestly researched, well thought out, grammatically correct and truthful story about his ongoing efforts to achieve world peace, while at the same time keeping the U.S. economy on steady ground, without somehow pissing off other nations around the globe.
Can anyone top that?
I’m waiting……….
Congradulations Mr. Bush, “Mission Accomplished” ~
That is, of course if your mission was to have caused 4,000 (and counting) young American men and women to be killed.
Hell yes, you’ve even outdone Osama binLaden himself, his credit is said to total only a bit over 3,000.
Sure, you’ve gone and outspent him by what? A billion to one? And it took you five years to do what he “accomplished? in a single day with a few box openers.
I’m glad you caught the only 6 foot, 4 inch guy tethered to a dialysis machine in the mountains of Pakistan, Afghanistan, West Bumfuckistan, or where ever he’s been hiding.
Oh wait……………. hold that thought…..
So, any advance predictions on when your mission will be accomplished in Iran?
It’s going deep, deep into left field….
Imagine that there’s a political party with some, um……, let’s say previous “expertise” in gaming the voting procedures and electronic machines, that is they’ve developed ways of making strange things happen between the entry poll and the final voting results.
Now further imagine that someone in said party realizes that by setting up such a game in the primary of another party, the party of the first part (sorry, couldn’t resist that one) could manipulate the competition into voting in an unexpected straw dog that come real election time would be vulnerable to any number of dirty tricks. Perhaps they would do this in two different primary elections with two very different prospects to thereby create a small group of targets for later work and divide up votes that could go to, ummmm……..
……oh, let’s just say a much more worthy option.
Meanwhile, back in the trenches……
Now, imagine just for this exercise, a black guy and a white woman.
Imagination not working? O.K., try these ones.
I’m just saying, Ms. Clinton or Mr. Obama might have the “honor” to be the first Democratic presidential candidate to have hoisted up on the big ballot by members of the Republican party.
This isn’t really such a new idea, as long ago I tried to drum up votes for one J. Danforth (Danny Boy) Quayle, Quayl, whatever that Hoosier village idiot’s name was. I was sure that if he somehow got on the ballot, even Republicans wouldn’t stoop so low as to vote for some goy, er… some guy who, if elected, would have required the government to purchase a short yellow version of Air Force One, if you get my drift.
Son_of_a_bitch if “W” didn’t prove me wrong!
Oh, what to do? Well, for starts……..
Dennis, the menace (at least to Bush / Cheney et al…)
President Dennis J. Kucinich…… it just sounds right!
It’s way past time to get rid of House speaker, Nancy Pelosi of California, who has said the Democrats have no interest in impeaching Mr. Cheney or President Bush over the Iraq war.
Well, technically she might be at least one person more correct now, as I no longer will consider myself to be in any way a democrat, and it’s just because of a boneheaded statement like that one. Why would she say there’s “no interest” in impeachment?
I live for the day when I’ll be able to see Cheney and his lap dancing puppet Bush get frog marched out of the White House in restraints, at least before they have a chance to get away to their extradition proof Saudi provided land of retirement. Don’t believe that? Warm up your Google and link these terms: extradition, bush, cheney, Saudi Arabia, UAE, bought property, safety. And you thought that the Bush safe harbor compound was in Maine?
Here’s One Good Video on OneGoodMove.org
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2007/11/cheney_impeachm.html