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Egypt Countdown Calendar, And A Prediction

O.K., now that Hosni Mubarak has been thrown under the bus, I suppose that it’s o.k. to launch your countdown calendar to see if Egypt will find itself under the thumb of the “Muslim Brotherhood” faster than Iraq had its local Islamic equivalent calling the shots (literally) shortly after Sadam began blowing dust farts. If you’ve forgotten, getting rid of Hussain was once believed by some to be the most important thing to create a lasting peace in the mid-east, save the western world, and to keep what’s left of the streets of Baghdad safe and quiet while the rest of Iraq made the leap into the 19th century. Well, can you see how far all of that went?

Yo Yo Yo!!!!, 72 Virgins (and a clean up crew) over here, STAT!

When you get down to it, you find that the Muslim Brotherhood and the Aryan Brotherhood may be birds of different feathers, but for all their bluster, they’re all just bird-brained bullys.

And as for this prediction of mine? My take is that we will see that U.S. and / or U.N. forces will be deployed in Egypt big time, and long before the end of the year, to make sure that the Suez Canal remains functional, i.e., not blown up, so vital products can continue to flow through it.

Open wide and say OMG!

At work keeping that gate open, just in case….

By the way, has anyone done the research yet to see if Hosni, with a window of opportunity that spanned over 30 years, was able to stash more of his country’s money in those Swiss bank accounts of his than Yassar managed to? Hey, I’m just asking…..

I just read that the constant embarrassment known as Glenn “Boy Glee” Beck has taken a similar stance on the future takeover by the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.  Well o.k. Glenn, if we’re “strange bedfellows”, remember who’s the boss, bitch!

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February 13, 2011 at 2:11 am Leave a comment

With Saudi’s For Friends, Who Needs Enemas?

…….too subtle?……..

This just in at 8pm in Los Angeles, January 14, 2008.

Following closely on the announcement of a few hours ago that the Bush white house (not to be confused with the rest of America’s White House) has given the go ahead to sell smart guided bombs to the friends and families of 17 of the 19 terrorists involved in the attack of 9-11-01 that live in Saudi Arabia.

Reuters – 1 hour ago
By Matt Spetalnick RIYADH, Jan 15 (Reuters) – Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah hosts George W. Bush at his desert playground on Tuesday when the US president will get a taste of how the royals live in the world’s richest oil-producing monarchy.

I guess “taste” means that our goat eating global village idiot, a.k.a. “W” will live large there and…

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… just wanted to see what he can look forward to, along with his 72 virgins, once he’s finished selling us out to China and the Saudi’s.

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Yummm….. Finger food again!

I believe that the definition of a true capitalist is being one who will sell you the rope you’ll hang him with (or something like that). Well, in that case Ol’ “W” has raised the bar quite high for anyone to outdo him as the leader of the capitalist world.

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Holding hands is o.k., but keep your tongue to yourself.

N.B., Look at which hand the Arab leader uses to touch “W” and then do a little research on the use of the left hand in their world.

And sort of like old Rudoph (the reindeer, not Guiliani) from just last November, let’s not forget the most famous Saudi of all:

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Yes, my finger does smell like Bush.

 

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January 15, 2008 at 4:05 am Leave a comment

A Non-Kosher / Halal Stop To Islamic Suicide Bombings?

A while ago I was reading one of the always brilliant and usually pee-in-your-pants funny editions of the Dilbert blog created by Scott Adams, and in that one he wrote about the feeding of the remains of murder victims to pigs done by lazy killers that didn’t want to have to clean up the blood, transport the body, dig the holes, etc….

Cleanup on aisle 3? I got you covered!!!

Well hey, if someone were to take the blown up remains of these suicide bombers and feed that mess to the hogs, and also shoot a video of the whole deal from the scrape up start to the flatulent finish, I’m thinking that there would be an immediate end to all of the ongoing martyr creation once it were to air on Al Jazzera.

Are we at aisle 3 yet?

Just how many of those 72 virgins do you suppose would still give a warm welcome to what’s been transformed into a steaming pile of hog shit to spend eternity with it?

Forget about those other 71 babes, I promise it’s just you and me

Would Allah put out his hand (even his left one?) to shake the non-halal hands or whatever other parts that may have survived the blast, once they’ve passed through several linear meters of menudo?

Do Allah’s messengers fly coach?

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January 25, 2007 at 4:20 am 1 comment


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