The Big Bang Theory Demonstrated On A Small Campus
News reports today say that 22 Iraqi muslim student militants studying the craft of suicide bombing were killed when the instructor for their entry level “Beginning Terrorism 101″ class accidentally used an armed belt during a demonstration.
Two questions come to mind:
1. Was that instructor hired because he submitted the lowest bid for the job, or because his uncle ran the school?
2. Assuming that the instructor (or his remaining parts) and the class were not in a flash each demoted to infidel, does this mean that they will have to outsource to be able to find 1,584 Virgins (72 each for the 23 martyrs) in Iraq? I mean, it’s possible that there could still be that many virgins in Iraq, but I wouldn’t bet my money (or my life) on it.
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