Data needed before 8 p.m. on November 6th

October 22, 2012 at 10:41 pm 1 comment

Apologies in advance for the use of a bit harsher than usual language. Even though Romney got his ass kicked in two of the three debates, because some “Undecided” voters are still stumbling around makes this a message that I believe is imperative. And when I said “Undecided”, I choose to use that word because some people think calling someone a moron (note, I used only one “m”) or a retard isn’t politically correct enough these days. As always I go back to “if the shoe fits…….”.

I’m in need of information before the polls close on November 6th, perhaps you can help me nail down a few things with some data.

Question 1. If your savings total under $2 million, and / or if you make a yearly income that’s South of $250 Thou, and for unknown reasons you plan on voting for Mitt Romney, please tell me this: What the fuck is wrong with you? 

Question 2. Why will you even consider making the effort to assist in the election of someone that’s demonstrated for several decades that the high point of his existence is fucking people like you (Are you in doubt? See question 1. above) as often as he can do this, and not in what might be considered to be a pleasant thing by those of the gay male or heterosexual female persuasion.

Question 3.  Those of you who are not white old heterosexual men, do you need some sort of electroshock therapy applied to your private parts to get your collective asses off of the sofa and make the trip to the voting booth? Are you so unable to connect the dots that you can’t see the disaster that’s awaiting you downstream if Robme and Lying Ryan get into office. Are you aware that they likely will be in a position to appoint at least one Supreme Court Justice, and maybe two, or three? Ignore this question if you’re a corporation and want to keep your vote.

Question 4. Are you aware that the reason Mitt Romney only released the past two years of his tax returns is that a look at any of the prior years would reveal if he lost money or he made millions when the rest of the world took a direct financial hit in the global meltdown? Take a wild guess at which of those two possibilities will be the one revealed, assuming that as president he doesn’t manage to exempt himself from needing to put all his cards on the table.

Question 5. Regarding question 4. above, if  his carefully guarded document reveal that he managed to maximize his profits to the last possible dollar, and then pull his money out of his investments at the last possible moment, do you think it was because he’s such a grand wizard, or because  he received insider information that alerted him that it was time to take his cash out and get his profits over to the the tax free Cayman Islands or his numbered (and also tax free) Swiss bank accounts?

If past is prologue, I suppose there’s reason to believe in some sort of a meteorological anomaly that keeps money made in America and then sto red off shore from trickling down like the falling rain, it was that way for the Reagan and Bush years, why would anyone who’s not insane expect things to be different if Romney manages to buy the election and pursue the same path?

There may well be something rotten in Denmark, and even more certainly in the Cayman Islands, Switzerland, and a few other places we’ll never learn about, but the unmistakeable stink of greed is in the air. Perhaps candidate Romney should do the math, he has 5 sons and one wife here, but at least a half billion U.S. dollars sequestered away off shore, seems to me that this could be a strong motivation to leave the U.S. and just outright buy another country, one where he can be more than just a president, he can be “King Mitt the Merciless”.


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  • 1. tcardoc  |  October 22, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    In response to question 1, please see below as lifted from Marie Burns’ commentariat today:
    The various mentally defective states (moron, imbecile, idiot — these are real categories, by the way) are under 60 with idiot being between 20 and 30. I think a 50 point addition to whatever paltry intellectual ability they currently possess is the minimum required for anyone who still can’t decide whom to vote for at this point.
    October 22, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus


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