To W-2 Or Not To W-2? A Taxing Decision…

October 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm 2 comments

Or, was that to 1099 or not to 1099?

A true son of a bitch is one who flip-flops doggy style

Yes, Mitt’s next one may well “F” him in his “A”.

With a little real world research, one of the main reasons that Willard “Mitt” Romney has refused to release his past 10 years of tax returns becomes suddenly clear.

Romney’s returns will be in the Humor section

If Mittens were to release any of his past tax returns for any more than the two most recent years, it would become obvious even to those knuckle draggers in the Tea Party who are able to find a friend that will read and explain it to them, that he didn’t suffer financial loss during the recent worldwide economic disaster. In fact, my thinking is that he gained (as the French say) beaucoup dollars which now likely reside in a Swiss bank, or one of his unnamed “business” accounts in the Grand Cayman Islands.

After those pinheads realized that Mitt threw them under the bus during his huge debate flip-flop, the one where after a needed yet very brief Etch-A-Sketch type of shaking, he became a kinder, gentler Mr. Romney. Remember this Tea Party Animals, Mitt is a guy who has always has practiced the “I’m in the boat now, you can pull up the ladder” method of shucking off those who were ignorant of his past record, and quickly dumped a lot of the very people who now fail to move him and his cultish followers along their road to riches. 

Get off of that oar, I just bought this lifeboat.

Going a bit further down the road in that same sort of thinking mode, it will also become clear that Mitt is likely to have received substantial insider information of the sort that allowed him to jump off the “U.S.S. Titanic-Economy” and get himself and his “friends” to a safe place at the last moment of high profits. I’m sure that many readers will consider that this safe place was the Cayman Islands, but I don’t know so I’m not saying this is true, and to use a Romneyism at the same time, I’m not saying it’s false, I’m just sayin’……

Money is people too, my friends

This retrospect revelation is the type that adds a bit more impetus for him to get his ass in office, that’s one of the few places where he might be able to pull strings or call in favors, and arrange some sort of amnesty for himself from what’s by the day becoming an ever larger pile of federal level crimes and random, stupid misdemeanors.

And Mitt’s defense? Hey, my dad said May Be Hiding Something”

The ownership of any and all photos, opinions, and/ or quotes above (including those of mine) belong to the material’s creator(s). Credit is given when it’s known, but because success usually has a million parents and failure is an orphan, blame will not be so attributed. 

P.S., check back for occasional updates and rewrites….


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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. gold account  |  October 23, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Mr. Romney’s own father, however, released 12 years of tax returns when he was considering a run for president in 1967. And in 2008, Mr. Romney himself gave Mr. McCain 23 years of his tax returns when being vetted as a possible running mate.

  • 2. boskolives  |  October 31, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    It should be noted that soon after going over Mr. Romney’s tax returns, Mr. McCain chose to have Sarah Palin as his running mate. No explanation was ever given for why he chose the Moron over the Mormon, but I think the Latin phrase “Res Ipsa Loquitor” will clear things up for you. Google it, you know you want to.


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