Oh Fortuna, Oh Fiorina!
The executives at Hewlett Packard thought that bringing on Meg Whitman (vis. Mitt Romney with bigger breasts and less greasy hair) to be their leader was going to be like having a lifeline thrown to their long time floundering company, but even after their failed previous experience with Carly Fiorina, for some reason what they didn’t realize was that sometime there can be an anchor attached to the other end of a rope.
This brings to mind a song by Al Wilson about a woman who picked up a snake, which promptly bit her. Here are the relative lyrics from the final stanza:
“But, I saved you,” cried that woman “and you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous, And now I’m gonna die.”
“Aw, shut up, silly woman,” Said that reptile, with a grin.
“You knew damn well I was a snake, before you brought me in.”
So it goes…….
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