Act III, Scene II, Wherein I Cave To The Devil I Know
In a previous post of mine, I brought up the subject of how each cell phone that I had received from that not to be named company ended up dying almost exactly the same time as the contract expired, either by their use of some internal timer chip or an external death signal sent from that “Company”, and how I was now considering continuing with the use of my old phone which was somehow still working instead of getting a new and improved one, which would be received along with a new two year noose to place around my neck.
Well, someone at that company must have broken that very tricky Latin code I used, and figured out that there was someone out there with one of their phones that was trying to make a “Logan’s Run” and avoid the death beam. Only a few days after this was published, my phone began the random act of shutting off and then re-starting on its own.
Yesterday morning it shut down three times in two hours, so the hint was no longer a subtle one that I could ignore, the storm troopers of the evil empire were narrowing down their search pattern, immediate evasive action was required.
For the past few weeks I had been asking people I work with who their cell provider was and if the service they received was good. It soon became obvious that the only choice for me was to stay with the Devil I know, and just wish that in two years things might be different. Someday I may pass along a joke about wishes, below is the “G” rated pictorial WWII version of the one that my father told me.
After a brief visit to Costco I now have a shiny new Droid Bionic to start yet another learning curve with, but it’s going to be smoother than the one with my previous Droid Incredible, I swallowed the “Kool-Aid” and now I actually get the “Android Way”.
As an afterthought, the most incredible part about my previous “Incredible” phone was that I managed to not give in to my dark side at the end of the first week, take my Makita and a drywall screw and permanently mount it on the wall.
And believe me, that dark side of mine was screaming….
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