O.K., try to remember that you read it here first.
After a lot of thought, a six pack of Pepsi’s and a large pepperoni pizza, I finally got it as to why the republican party has presented the (seemingly) unending rotation of bottom feeders, peaking out now with Rick “Frothy” Santorum in the part of the honorary Lee Harvey Oswaldish patsy of the 21st century.
Difference without much distinction?
The reason for all of the noise and fury signifying nothing? It’s just about waiting it out for the upcoming election, sort of running out the clock and allowing all of the remaining goons, maroons and buffoons on stage in the debates to draw all of the heat for their idiotic statements and posturing while keeping the real candidate safe and in hiding, not allowing him (What, you thought it could have been a woman?) the chance to make any of the truly stupid moves that would weaken his eventual campaign funded by conservatives who have an imperative to once again re-whiten up the White House when November rolls around.
And the nebish who is laying low just behind that curtain? I’m sure that there really is one, and I’m betting that it’s none other than former Florida Governor John Ellis Bush (hence one of the kinder names that some call him, “Jeb”), the son and the brother of former presidents of the U.S., a guy that has by comparison only a few mostly now forgotten fuck ups to hide from (i.e., defaulting on a $4.56 million loan from Broward Federal Savings in Sunrise, Florida, the partnership with his brother Neil to sell Florida schools a overpriced software package with his start-up company “Ignite“, his signing off on “right to life” license plates, and lest we forget, good old Jeb is the one that signed off on “Terri’s Law“, legislation passed by the Florida legislature that permitted the Governor to force Terri Schiavo to be kept, as some might say, alive on a breathing machine. There are many other questionable, illegal, and unethical business crime family practices that go back at least to his Nazi boot-licking grandfather Prescott Bush Sr.).
Don’t be so fast to scream “Another F’n Bush? NFW!”. O.K., pinch off your rant for a moment and consider that there are obviously enough brain dead tea party zombies walking around out there who support Rick Santorum that he could be considered to be a viable presidential candidate. Not any more an electable candidate than Ron Paul, but pay attention, that’s not what this story’s about.
And now, here’s my Linda Lovelace impersonation
A true “DQ” demonstrating his alternate frothy move
O.K., that’s my best guess. If you can think of a more likely last minute republican to throw his hat in the ring in what would be a true “Hail Mary” move than the Jebster, well feel free to jump in with a comment. By the way, kind of an afterthought here but I got to wondering if Santorum and Romney actually know that they are being used as placeholders, simple tools if you will…
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