Sometimes, Payback Can Be A Bris…

Soon after they found out that the Mormon Church had Baptized the parents of Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal in a proxy ceremony held in Utah last January by a few members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Jewish leaders decided that some kind of turnabout would be (at the very least) fair play.

Veyizmir, these Goyim are Meshuggah!

Plans are said to be in the works to exhume the remains of Joseph Smith and all other deceased high ranking male Mormon leaders, and perform retroactive circumcisions on their corpses. The idea for having retroactive Bar-Mitzvahs for them was mulled over for a while, but they thought the ancient “a little off the top please” ritual would have a closer parity with the post death unwelcome Baptizing procedure. There was some debate about the merits of not having to buy a gift versus not having a buffet table.  In the end, it was unanimous to seek parity by doing a snip for snip, if you will…..

Oy Vey! I thought they said they were going to “Circus-Size me!”

A basic “Bris-Kit?”

In a related development, American Jewish leaders continue to deny that research is underway to perfect a condom-like slip on replacement foreskin (likely to be called a “Bris-Away” ©2012). This is a device meant to be used for chameleon styled protection in the event of a national ethnic disaster, such as if either Rick Santorum or Mitt Romney were somehow to be elected the next president of the United States. So far none of the republican presidential candidates, including for one reason or another non-vote getting Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul, have adopted the WWII slogan “Arbeit Macht Frei” for their campaign to undo ObamaCare or any other issues, please stay tuned for updates.

The Sacred Santorum wing of the 2013 RNC headquarters?

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