The smell of desperation is strong in this one…
That smell of desperation I’m talking about is what most retailers are often reeking with at this time of the year, and my use of “this one” refers to this year in particular, as we circle the bowl on the way to the drain, and is not meant to be taken as the way many republicans often speak of a certain member at the top of the Democratic party. Although, if Brother Barry doesn’t get his ass in gear and take this fight directly to the retardican (oxymoron here, I know) party leaders, it might well come to that.
Republicans often chant: Ho Ho Ho, we’re all Hoe’s on this bus.
Ah, but I digress once again. My Thursday issue of the Los Angeles Times arrived on my doorstep with a loud thump at 5 a.m. this morning at what must be nearly twice the thickness of even the normally bloated Sunday edition. This phone book like girth is because it’s jammed full of advertisements for sales that are pushing every imaginable thing that can be sold including nearly unimaginable stuff that someone somewhere with more money than brains will buy.
Get up off your ass and do your part for the economy.
I urge you to try and exemplify the American way of life….
Go out there and buy things you don’t actually need with money you don’t actually have to impress people that actually don’t mean shit to you.
Or Mitch “Turtle head” McConnell may find that christmas isn’t “too big to fail”
photo courtesy of democraticunderground.com
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