Bush And Cheney Should Be Walking On Air…
Following the execution and subsequent dumping in the ocean of the key guy that could have fingered (in a nice way of course) both them and the members of their cadre, the hidden cave dwelling pair of Bush and Cheney must have given a huge collective sigh of relief. And it must be said, with great risk to his stone face, Cheney may have even cracked a smile. Most people would describe it as an improvement from his usual twisted grimace. Perhaps this is the first smile like expression for him since he got his 5th deferment from the Viet Nam era draft.
It’s certain that there are others who could name names and provide the dates and amounts of aid given to Osama/Usama and his gang, but no one with a higher world wide recognition factor attached to his name than the one Faux News often refers to as Obama bin-Laden.
Wait, did they really say “Obama” Bin Laden?
So now that bin-Laden is blowing dust farts, enjoying his virgins, and wishing he had received a Lexan iPad (survey says less than 30% of you will really get that joke), we find that our former best possible source of more information now (in more ways than one) grows cold. The most interesting thing I’ve since found to read about (in chronological order) is the progressive changes in the wording of what the actual definition of the mission plan was. It goes from trying to take him alive, to orders to Seal Team 6 to defend themselves if it’s thought that he might have an explosive device on his body (basically, requiring a nude bin-Laden to agree to a Git-Mo style body cavity search), to just shoot the mo-fo in the head and dump his body in the ocean, and then explain that last part as being an old Muslim tradition.
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