The Joke Star Trek Missed
Have you ever wondered what it would have been like if the producers of the post Star Trek II movies had brought back the character Saavik and gave her what her physicality screams for, a larger part in the later”Star Trek” movies? Or, do you even remember her? She was an early Vulcan charmer that was played way back in the day by a young, hot and thin Kirstie Alley.
Perhaps she could have been the one to make a suggestion to hide the Enterprise behind the rings of Saturn, to better observe what was happening on Earth.
With that perfect set up, Spock then could have responded, “Yes, Saturn would indeed be a logical place for us to hide and watch, but then (Ah that Spock, such a great dead pan stand up comic!), wouldn’t it be easier for us to hide the Enterprise behind Uranus?”.
Hide the Enterprise like that VW Van?
Don’t forget to tip your Earth’s axis 23.5 % (or degrees), on your way out.
I’ll be here for Eons, try the veal.
P.S. Hey Veronica, even though it’s probably not on your Jenny Craig diet list, payback happens to be a dish that is best served cold, and with about 15 years gone by since I had to work around you on “Veronica’s Closet”, this is about as cold as it’s going to get.
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