Bush Library Burns To The Ground…

June 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm 4 comments

Both books have been totally ruined!!!!

One wasn’t even fully colored in yet!!!!

But seriously now, can you find any reason to use the words “Bush” and “Library” in the same sentence? Well, here’s one, there will be an official George W. Bush presidential library.

Oops, I did it again.

I used “George W. Bush”, “library”, and the word “presidential” in the same sentence.

But you know, the world really does needs a safe place to keep a copy of “My Pet Goat”.

And also secure storage for the memoir Reuters’ reports Bush is thinking about writing.

Geeez, that’s a big 3 fer; “Bush” and “thinking”  and “writing”, all on the same line.

Hmmmm, how about this:

Bush is said to be thinking about writing an honestly researched, well thought out, grammatically correct and truthful story about his ongoing efforts to achieve world peace, while at the same time keeping the U.S. economy on steady ground, without somehow pissing off other nations around the globe.

Can anyone top that?

I’m waiting……….

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Albert Ross  |  June 16, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Did anyone have the presence of mind in that school room to pick up the copy he was reading and preserve it for posterity?

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  • 2. Billy Arvia  |  June 16, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    I can’t wait for the book to come out. I love good fiction…

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  • 3. Mephisto  |  July 1, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    topping: “He’s not”…

    Reply
  • 4. beejay  |  July 14, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Now you don’t honestly think we have seen the last of The Bush Dynasty do you? There should be a couple more books in that library before we run out of Bushes. Oh wait, the taxpayers will have to allow Jeb and Ned to have their own buildings won’t they? So much wasted space and so few worthwhile books.

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