Do The Math And Wilt’s Story Goes, Eh…. Soft
World famous basketball star Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain is best remembered for two things, one of those things was his skill at playing basketball, the other was his often proclaimed count of 20,000 different women he said he had sex with over the years, a total that I guess must include many short women that had to go up on him. After all that, I suppose that he had to have an open coffin service at his funeral because they couldn’t find a way to get the casket closed once rigor mortis set in.
Anyway, this total has gone unchallenged in every story ever told about him.
At least until today.
Wilt’s in the box, yes, but did he get in a new box every day?
Doing the math, one different woman each day would indicate about 365 women a year (maybe taking a day off on the occasional leap year). Ten years would be 3,650 women, twenty years would be 7,300, and forty years would only total up to 14,600 different women.
Wilt’s first round draft pool?
Those lucky days that he might have had two or three partners would be averaged out with the times he was involved in some sort of (short lived as it might have been) one on one relationship, or maybe even married. Plus, you have to factor in that on occasion he would have to allocate a little of his time to play basketball.
Math wasn’t high on his list of things to do when he was alone.
When you’re wearing shorts, it’s easy to pull numbers out of your ass.
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