The difference between us is more than a penis!

March 26, 2007 at 4:27 am 1 comment

I’ve been taking a breather the past few weeks to get over the flu, and to reconsider where I want to go with this blog. Or if I want to go, considering privacy issues and such. That being said, it seems it’s going to be in the humor direction, feel free to comment if you’d like.

The following are some observations of mine, and some quotes amassed the past few years from sites that I’ve long forgotten so I can’t give credit, all having to do with the divide between men and woman, hence the title.

Using the political policy of the evil empire that is in control of this country, any you like are ones that I wrote, any you dislike are the output from low life republicans (yeah, redundant).

Some differences:

1. Women go to a store to shop, men usually go to a store to buy.
When a guy needs a new pair of shoes, he will enter the building, go to the shoe section and look around for (most often) less than 2 minutes before seeing what he likes, and after making sure that they fit, take them to the checkout register.
Women, on the other hand, will spend hours walking up and down aisles comparing the merits, colors, and materials of flats, heels, Ughs, sandals, and a ton of other shoes the names / styles of which are not part of my vocabulary, before going to a different part of the store and buying a scarf.

2. “Most women marry men believing they’ll change, and
most men marry women believing they’ll never change.”
Both are usually wrong.

3. “If a woman has to choose between catching
a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will
choose to save the infant’s life without even
stopping for a moment to consider if there
are any runners on base.”

O.K., that’s a start, feel free to kick in with any others.


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Direct from Dilbert’s Blog That non-explainable time-space thing

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Michael  |  October 19, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    #3 is Dave Barry. I don’t know the sources of the first two.


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