Advance To The Rear

It’s rumored that Kim Kardashian spent a few hours with a psychiatrist talking about a feeling she had of constantly being followed.

The doctor asked her to describe who or what it was that was following her.

Kim said she thought she had sometimes noticed reflections in her bathroom mirror of two short bald fat guys.

The doctor hesitated to answer her quickly because he was thinking of how much he would lose in billable hours if he told her what she had perceived as two short bald fat guys behind her was just her ass jiggling.

The Usual Suspects, Rounded Up

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