Posts filed under ‘Condi’
The good news?
You will not be going to serve in Iraq.
You’ve been assigned to duty as a motorcycle officer in the next Bush motorcade.
The worse news?
You and your motorcycle are going to Iraq, and Condoleezza Rice will be riding on the back as you shuttle her around on her next mission seeking peace in a place that has never seen it before!
Going to need new underwear?
I’d be looking into Kevlar with a Depends liner.
Hey, make that Adios, el
Well, another rat has jumped off the good ship Booosh.
Gusano, er… sorry, make that Gonzales, has joined the previous inner reich that have left the gang to spend more time with their families, or more likely, with their legal advisers.
Hey Condi, getting a little lonely now are we?
It’s looking more and more like that song kids learned in school long ago, way before it was politically incorrect; sing along if you can remember the words:
10 little, 9 little, 8 little indians…………..
……and then there was one little idiot boy.
Get the tar and feathers ready….