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Shock and Awe, closer to home this time….

News from the Fatherland!

Fresh from the Associated Press!!!

Doctors at a Washington hospital administered an electrical shock Monday to Vice President Dick Cheney’s heart and restored it to a normal rhythm after an irregular heartbeat was discovered earlier in the day.

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~~What! Dick Cheney has a heart?~~

The nation stands in awe, so great is the shock to find out that big “Dick” Cheney actually has something inside him that was thought by his doctors to be a heart.

Who knew? Next, you’ll be telling me that he has a sense of humor!

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Which was the greater shock – the high voltage the doctors used or finding out that even though the U.A.E. won’t allow him to be extradited, if he’s caught walking around out of that country he could be snapped up faster than you can say “Adolph Eichmann“, and frog marched off to the war crime trials.

If that comparison bothers you, well, in the exact words used by Richard Cheney, the vice president of the United States of America, “go fuck yourself”.

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November 27, 2007 at 4:45 am Leave a comment


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