Here, let me ’splain it to you…

Having a difficult time telling Democrats from Republicans?

O.K., it will help if you can visualize Al Pacino in the movie “Dog Day Afternoon”.

Here you go: “Well, aren’t you going to kiss me first?”.

That’s it, the Democrats will kiss you first, before they bend you over the sofa, the Republicans will usually be no kinder than to ask you to grab your ankles.

See, it’s not too difficult to tell them apart. There is a difference in their procedures, but the end result (no pun intended) still leaves you walking a little bow legged. I imagine that it would kind of be how the guy walking on water in the photo below would be if he got caught and nailed by the bull.

Yep, sure glad I voted in the mid-terms to help elect all those folks that were going to finally do something to stop the war.  Hmm, isn’t it a nicer world now?