Advance To The Rear
Kim Kardashian spent a few hours with a psychiatrist, time she spent talking about her feeling of constantly being followed.
The doctor asked her to describe who was following her.
Kim said she thought she had sometimes noticed reflections in her bathroom mirror of two short bald fat guys.
The doctor hesitated to answer her quickly, he was thinking of how much he could lose in billable hours if he told her what she had perceived as movement behind her was just her ass jiggling.
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