Dunking Mitt In A Born Again Waterworld

O.K., here’s a somewhat subtle way for those Baptists and any other believers who support Romney to try and influence his choice in his picking of a vice-presidential candidate of the religious right to be the one who will be his running mate.  This involves the adoption of a modified water boarding technique, one which some Baptists believe will help guide Mitt to make his choice be a divine one. After all, believing is what they specialize in, isn’t it? 

I called it!!!

At the start of this media covered event, a priest will pop up out of the water and loudly shout “Marco”, and then quickly dive back under the water. With some well rehearsed timing, less than a second later a “True Believer” will pop up out of the water at the opposite end of the pool and shout out “Rubio”. 

B.R.R.R.R.RUBIO!!!!

Repeat as necessary or at least until Mitt smacks himself in the head and says “Hey, wait a minute folks, I just got a great idea…”.

Marco Rubio boldly tests out a halo effect to try to appeal to the “Log-Cabin Republican” sector of the Republican Party for support. As fabulous as this attempt may be, it just doesn’t work quite so well for him…

And then there’s that “bus” thing….

Gee, to be thrown under the bus or ride on top of it in a cage?

Yeah, I suppose that throwing people under the bus might be too subtle, but this has to be better than having each V.P. candidate be forced to be locked in a cage on top of a Las Vegas style tour bus provided by, as has recently been decided by the Supreme Court, an unnamed donor, in an attempt to see how many hours he or (at least in theory anyway) she could endure of the ride without wetting themselves.

A side bar on the rural America bus tour: It would be interesting to see if one of the people at each whistle stop the bus arrives at could get a photograph showing the license plate which is on that bus, and then e-mail that photo to a central location where it could be checked to see if Mitt is indeed only riding on one bus from location to location. I believe that it’s more likely that he has a few identical tour vehicles which have been provided to him by his main campaign angel in a loan that you can be sure will  have to be repaid at a later date, the angel being that always warm and charming owner of Las Vegas and other world wide gambling Mecca’s, the 83 year old walking fossil that goes by the name Sheldon Adelson.

Mitt drains the old hose while he’s out on the road again

Further, I’m guessing that while those multiple buses are busy leapfrogging to each subsequent stop, Mitt just hops on a small plane (O.K., to an Air Force Vet, a Lear Jet is a small plane) to fly to a small airport near the next meet and greet to board an identical looking bus hidden a few miles down the road, just a short hop to the next photo op. 

Lexan sales have skyrocketed since Mitt’s been on the bus!

Below is a photo of a bus that was used in another candidate’s campaign early on in the race for the nomination, this was a bus that knew enough to stay in its place, which means it was required to take the place at the rear of the bus tour train.

Rick Perry’s Bus, the choice of black for the exterior color of the bus may have doomed Rick’s chances with Southern (and other) Republicans

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I Am Σπάρτακος (Spartacus), I’m With Eric Holder!

As a thinking person I give all the support I can to the election campaign for Barack Obama. This is because of both my total revulsion at even the thought of having anything to do with the possible election of any of the other parties’ Bozos, and the realization that our next president will very likely seat one or more Supreme Court Justice. If you still need a hint about why this second reason should blast you out of your complacency, remember that those are the same quislings who have given (or as some say, sold) the ownership of America to corporations.

President Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder finds he’s about to be charged with Contempt of Congress and now is in the crosshairs of the political games being played by a pile of do nothing yahoos, a.k.a. a House Oversight Committee which has a recommendation heading to the House floor for a final vote, one that Speaker John “The Annoying Orange” Boehner has scheduled for a floor vote next week.

Orange skin is natural, but only on oranges!

Obviously, there’s nothing on the horizon for Americans that’s more important for them to be working on at this time, I’m sure that somehow low employment and the financial crisis that our country is in will all auto-correct. Oversight indeed!

There’s nothing wrong with your monitor, don’t try to adjust the color

Because of the actions of this committee,  I’ve done an auto-reflex shift into the defensive mode regarding Mr. Holder, perhaps because I’m concerned that if I don’t,  I may end my days being hung on the very same Petard.

For the record, I’m as strongly in contempt of congress (although maybe in different context) as Eric Holder is, so you may as well call me Spartacus. I’ve been called worse and I’ll take the hit, but not the prison sense, I hope……

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