Dear, Dear Ms. Christine O’Donnell
Christine, I wanted to let you know that I really do appreciate your stance on masturbation. Your concerns about sex, considering you’re a non-participant, are very…….touching.
However, I have a few questions for you, you witchy twitchy woman.
In that stance of yours I mentioned above, how many inches apart are your cankles, and how long can you maintain that stance while wearing torn fish net hose and 6″ black stiletto high heels? You know, the kind that makes your pelvis sort of push forward?
As a mature and single woman who has perhaps past her expiration date, does it bother you to know that I find you oddly attractive in a matronly kind of way, somewhat like a reform school guard in an old movie, sent by central casting? Sometimes, you seem even more warm than Sarah Palin, but then you can betcha she’s had a lot more political candidate coaching.
And further, does it bother you that on occasion (i.e., today) I might just like to settle down on my sofa and rub one out thinking about you?
If so, hold on and maybe I’ll do it for you…
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