Archive for December, 2008
Hey, didn’t that rocket scientist from Wasilla have a pregnant daughter that was going to get married?
So, who classified the information about the results of that blessed event, and what ever happened to the high school dropout that was going to be getting hitched into that train wreck of a family? Is he sitting in the audience at his mothers trial for drug dealing? Or, has he turned states evidence and entered a witness relocation program?
Levi’s Mom, Alaska’s best Oxycontin source?
And, is Palin’s son still in the war zone or did he get kicked out for dealing meth?
…..A very late-term abortion?
It seems to be about 66 years late, if you’re counting.
Paul Weyrich, who merged the Reagan Republican Party and the Christian Right, and came up with the phrase “moral majority” (which, as it turns out, was neither), and was a force behind the conservative movement’s Heritage Foundation, at long last has died.
He was 66, which could be expressed numerically as two thirds of 666.
The cause of his death was not immediately known, but it was suspected to be Crabby Appleton’s disease, usually described as “Rotten to the core”.
Grover Norquist, you might consider this to be god’s shot across your bow.
But as I’ve stated here before, my mother’s advice was: “When someone dies, no matter how rotten they were, you should make a point to always say something good.
Paul Weyrich died.
Now it can be told, especially considering that Fidel is likely to start blowing dust farts in the near future, and Sarah Palin has no future except boosting right wing crackers in the South that otherwise have to get their rocks off listening to Chubbie wan Kenobi Rush or (used to before the incident with that young boy) Glenn “The Pecker” Beck.
So who did you think that Sarah Palin learned her famous “Wink” trick from?
Sure, she knows all about Cuba, she once saw a film about Florida.
And (almost) speaking of making films, CLICK.
p.s. coming soon: http://www.rfiDeny.com
When people ask me “What do you do for a living?”, the comic in me wants to respond with “You call this living?”. Some days it’s difficult to keep off that slippery slope of humor, especially when you’re wearing skis.
Most days, I work as a sound mixer on films, t.v. shows, commercials, whatever comes along that requires someone to record sound. To say “I work” is a bit of a stretch, since the hardest part of my job is getting the job.
Sound mixers are often mistaken for Teamsters or mile markers on the highway, since none of us moves very much or (other than in an earthquake) very far.
About that humor slope, here are some “On the set” jokes that pertain to film crew folks.
1. How tall is the average sound mixer?
No one knows, since no one has ever seen one stand up
2. What do Teamster’s kids do on the weekend?
Watch other kids play.
3. How many producers do you need to screw in a light bulb?
Producers don’t screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
4. What happened when a teamster had a heart attack on a stage at Universal?
Paramedics had to wake up 14 teamsters to find the correct one.
5. The difference between a DP (director of photography) and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a DP.
6. How does a Production Assistant double his car’s miles per gallon?
He takes down the Domino’s Pizza delivery sign.
7. How many stunt men does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes 20 stunt men, 1 to change the bulb, 19 to say they could have done it better.
Enough for now, check back in near the end of the month for more.
Yet another totally unfounded rumor for the internet mill……
Could Alanis Morissette
be the daughter of James Douglass Morrison?
Look at the photos and make your own decision…….