Go B.O., Go Go Go

Hooray Barack! You’ve managed to make John McBush McCain reveal what a whiney inner bitch he is by pulling the dirtiest trick you can play on a republican, using their secret weapon against them. That secret weapon is, of course, MONEY. This explanation is provided for those readers who are either from another country, or are a graduate of the American public school system. Money manipulation has always been the republican’s stock in trade, Herr Karl Rove must be twisting in the wind at this point, simply frothing at those flapping jowls. Or perhaps just picking his nose with his thumb.

Should the press persists in asking why you’re not taking the public money, the answer is the same as the punch line to the old joke about why a dog licks his private parts; Because he can……..

But, the true high point here is that you will cause the republicans to have to cough up a lot of cash to try to keep Bush-III in the running, thereby draining away funds from others of that ilk in lesser offices.

This is a clear ground rule double, a great job Obamie-wan!!!

Obamie-Wan has such a nice, natural ring to it, so my permission is hereby granted to the Obama campaign folks to use it as they see fit, just remember where you got it from after the election when you’re looking for people to place on the warcrimes trial jury for Bush, Cheney, Condi, Rummy, Rove, a host of other lesser weasels, and many of the “Supremes”.

By the way, who do you think had more guys right behind him,

Bush or Liberace?

That’s all I’m asking……..