Bush Library Burns To The Ground…

Both books have been totally ruined!!!!

One wasn’t even fully colored in yet!!!!

But seriously now, can you find any reason to use the words “Bush” and “Library” in the same sentence? Well, here’s one, there will be an official George W. Bush presidential library.

Oops, I did it again.

I used “George W. Bush”, “library”, and the word “presidential” in the same sentence.

But you know, the world really does needs a safe place to keep a copy of “My Pet Goat”.

And also secure storage for the memoir Reuters’ reports Bush is thinking about writing.

Geeez, that’s a big 3 fer; “Bush” and “thinking”  and “writing”, all on the same line.

Hmmmm, how about this:

Bush is said to be thinking about writing an honestly researched, well thought out, grammatically correct and truthful story about his ongoing efforts to achieve world peace, while at the same time keeping the U.S. economy on steady ground, without somehow pissing off other nations around the globe.

Can anyone top that?

I’m waiting……….