When the first words are lies….

…… Where do you expect it to go from there?

Here’s the very start of a radio address (hey, remember radio?), it was given today by the worst president in the history of the United States of America. No joke. The worst. Ever. 

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Congress will soon vote on legislation to fund our troops serving on the front lines of the war on terror. This is an opportunity for Congress to give our men and women in uniform the tools they need to protect us, and Congress should approve these vital funds immediately.

O.K…….

Resident Bush claims that the congress was voting on support for the troops, but it’s actually voting for ongoing support to be given to the mega corporations that run our country, those same ones that are busy pulling the strings on the dummy in chief….. How long has this war been going on? Why do our troops still lack body armor, better protection in their vehicles, the tools they need, etc, etc, etc at this late date?

Could it be that these missing items don’t have the (pardon the pun) bang for the buck return to the folks that profit from this mess?

Talking about pulling the dummy, I guess that a hand job given to a leader of an oil producing country is not the “stimulus” it once was, or that Bush thought it would be this time, since we are now bent even further over the virtual oil barrel than anyone could have ever imagined.

Maybe Bush should have tried using his head (long overdue) for something other than a place to keep that phony cowboy hat balanced?

A few days ago I predicted gas would be hitting $5.00 a gallon in the Los Angeles area before Thanksgiving, but I guess I should have made that “Father’s Day”, as photos on the front page of the paper that keeps Ms. Tina Daunt from living in her car showed the price to be $5.09 and 9/10ths for super unleaded, and 30 cents a gallon more for diesel fuel. Who could have predicted that I’d get conservative in my predictions made in my glory years?

Seems that it’s about time to get the Schwinn out of the garage and cleaned up for my local trips.

On Top of Hillary? Baby it’s cold up there…..

Hold on, that frost bitten place I was thinking of is actually Mt. Everest, and Edmund Hillary was the name of one of the first white climbers. Or something like that.

It’s just a joke, don’t start Tenzing up about it, Norgay.

Sorry, sometimes these puns write themselves.

In the primaries, the only thing Hillary Clinton ever had working in her favor was the possession a vagina, the one that got her votes from some democrats that had wanted a change and saw it only being possible with a woman in office. 

That vagina is all that Hillary had in common with other women, being the ultimate political hack she is she pushed it around (so to speak). Who else would have lived with world wide humiliation in exchange for getting a shot at the white house.

Hillary also received votes from DINOS, democrats in name only. Joe Lieberman (on the right in the photo above) was one of those that just wanted to screw up the democratic party. A true and detailed story of how that walking bag of crap was able to go from a co-star role on “Alf” all the way up to the V.P. slot on the democratic ticket, where he was able to sink Al Gore, would sure make a great book.

Well, seen a photo of Max Wright and Joe Lieberman in the same room? 

She also got a huge lift from true republicans that crossed party lines to vote in the democratic primary where they could. These rethuglicans are beyond deathly afraid that Obama will get elected, and they saw this as a chance to derail him during the primary election without even saying the republican election time mantra of “9-11″

If they had done the same to Bill Clinton, one might call it cock blocking.

Hey, I just did.

So now, it seems to me that Hillary’s got to be put out to pasture before doing any more damage, but who will put the bell on that vagina, errr… let’s make that on any one of her necks?