A Non-Kosher Stop To Islamic Suicide Bombings?

January 25, 2007 at 4:20 am 1 comment

A while ago I was reading one of the always brilliant and usually pee-in-your-pants funny editions of the Dilbert blog created by Scott Adams, and in that one he wrote about the feeding of the remains of murder victims to pigs that was done by some lazy killers that didn’t want to have to clean up the blood, transport the body, dig the holes, etc….

Cleanup on aisle 3? I got you covered!!!

Well hey, if someone was able to take the blown up remains of suicide bombers and then feed that mess to the hogs, and also shoot a video of the whole deal from the scrape up start to the flatulent finish, I’m thinking that there would be an immediate end to all of the ongoing martyr creation once it were to air on Al Jazzera.

Are we at aisle 3 yet?

Just how many of those 72 virgins do you suppose would still give a warm welcome to what’s been transformed into a steaming pile of hog shit to spend eternity with it?

Forget about the other 71 babes, I promise it’s just you and me

Would Allah put out his hand (even if it’s his left one) to shake the non-halal hands or whatever other parts that may have survived the blast, once they’ve passed through several linear meters of menudo?

My mom would be so proud if she saw me now!

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  • 1. Steve  |  January 26, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Sounds good, but their soul ascends to heaven at the moment of death. So by the time they are being scraped, six dozen virgins are looking at them with blank stares; ’cause how many virgins know what they’re doing? That would cause an uproar in our country since it would be a slap in the face of Islam, since they are anti-pig, among their long list of antis. But I like it.


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